ChrispyChickens

I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and doggone it, people like me. Drone Photography, Astros, and The Office.

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@rodryanshow “I have a structured settlement, but I need cash now.”

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@SpaceCityHN @astros Omar Lopez as the new Manager 🫡

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@greg16676935420 Budget pops

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@CopierCollin Dana “Sully” Brown not one bit worried about landing the plane safely in the Hudson.

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@rodryanshow Rafael, Donatello, Leonardo, Michelangelo.

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@AstrosFansUK He is not our closer. Our franchises highest paid closer of all time is hurt with no return timetable. I am worried about the team if we have to rely on our 8th inning guy to close out close games. It’s not his job, and he’s trying to do it, but he’s not the guy for it. I hate it

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@HoustonTexans R

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[Matt Thomas @SportsMT]

The Astros will not be in the postseason. Haven’t tweeted this since September 2016.

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Imagine going to any of these last 3 home games of the season. 🫠💀

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@AstrosFansUK It’s me, hi, I’m the reader it’s me.

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Jerry Jones’ postgame comments…

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@UmpScorecards I didn’t see the Astros Yankees scorecard… 👀

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Are we so back? #BuiltForThis

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@JeremyBranham Let him cook?

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#BuiltForThis

[The Dream Shake @DreamShakeSBN]

The Warriors strategy for stopping Houston's offensive rebounding is "foul a lot and hope they don't call anything."

It's working.

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@AstrosJosh

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@DreamShakeSBN Do we get home court announcers when it flips back to houston? This is enraging.