Christoph Parris

[𝐘𝐯𝐞𝐬 @thenayvuiiiton]

A lady on TikTok went to Egypt and hated it, the comments said “I mean… the reviews are in the Bible.” 😂

[IG: yawdmonteet🇯🇲 🇬🇧🇺🇸 @colomboclaat876]

When your coworker tryna have a full blown convo at 7am in the morning:

[kay 𑣲⋆ @kluvvsu]

life be tryna fuck me but i’m a freak

[Lawrence Kitema @lawrencekitema]

Before you go to bed tonight, remember this: Nothing kills you more than your own mind. Stop stressing over things you can’t control. Breathe. Let your mind rest. You’re going to be okay, I promise.

[Toheb @Toheb22]

No amount of jerking off can beat sliding in pussy.

[m𑣲cèo @maceomarzotto]

i feel like sex supposed to start off with eating coochie ,das just me doe

[Call me Trey 🥷🏾⚜️ @Saints504_]

Math Teachers when u solve a question without showing any work.

[Josh Ps.D.  🇹🇹🇧🇧🇻🇪 @jbsuperman]

wam to Kyle boy.

[Christoph Parris @ChristophP32]

AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA 😭😭😭

[layla @oileduptoji]

“my kid is half trinidadian not indian”

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Currently, we’re living through a timeline where you can work a full 40-hour week, eat at home, have zero hobbies, and still somehow end up with a negative balance on payday.

[777 @dessszn]

im a dissapearaholic

[Déja Rae @curlyraeofsun]

🗣️🗣️🗣️ First Citizens Bank has entry level job opportunities available! 🗣️🗣️🗣️

Go apply if you wanna work in a bank…

[Wisdom Stoics @WisdomStoics]

Claim it.

[𐌕 🍂 @fwtimini]

Adulting is when you realize that all you truly want is a cozy home, a stable job, and a partner to build a life with.

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

I recommend getting your life in order first. Love can wait.