Chris Treen

Musical theatre fan and euphemism enthusiast

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When you think someone's noticed you've put on weight over Christmas

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@AnfurneyParkes I knew he did, but it seems like most other people I just don't care!

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#C4AmericaDecides Boris Johnson, Stormy Daniels and George Santos? Clealrly going with the stunt bookings rather than finding anyone of substance.

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Never mind. There's no way Hannah Fry would say yes to this shit. No wonder Jeremy Vine signed up.

I'm out.

#C4AmericaDecides

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@EwingOrr This is so poor. Ruined all credibility they got from the GE coverage.

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@LenaRbeaner I didn't see his appearance but really wish bookers would accept that no one wants to hear from Johnson ever again!

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Why isn't Prof Hannah Fry doing the numbers for #channel4? Jeremy Vine is a smug and creepy bellend.

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There should be signs in soho to let straight people know their usual walking speed is not acceptable.

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"Barrymoore, shut your face!" is my new out of office message. 😂https://t.co/DeeH8IO9Ja

[Sonic The Hedgeblog @Sonic_Hedgeblog]

Knuckles appears in the new Paramount+ Super Bowl commercial.

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@LateNightSeth @JKCorden The British would never ask James Corden to host a talk show!

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Gf has noticed he can't hear her. Bf is clearly also oblivious to the vibes she's giving about how pissed off she is. 🙄

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On the train opposite a couple who have definitely been on a date night. Guy put in both earbuds and has ignored his gf for last ten minutes.

Straight men are ridiculous.

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@PicturesFoIder Medical bill:
Saving baby from falling on floor = $9,300

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There is a pub between soho and Oxford Street that exists only when I most need it.

If I want a last drink before home it will not appear. But if I really need the loo before home it shall reveal itself.

I dare not tell you its name, lest the spell be broken.

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There needs to be an alt version of #TheTraitors available on iPlayer so you don't know who the traitors are so you can play along with the faithful

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@simonmjones87 @SimonBuxey @GLS_NL @FitbitSupport They've now shipped it again and promised that it'll be here by Friday. I'm not holding my breath. 🙄

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@simonmjones87 @SimonBuxey @GLS_NL @FitbitSupport Same here. Live Chat person said they'd investigate and get back to me; they didn't. Person on phone said it takes up to 7 business days to arrive and should wait til Thursday. Or could order from Amazon and have it tomorrow.
Not much point in preordering!

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@PLai93757933 @FitbitSupport Exactly the same for me. Spoke to @FitbitSupport who said it takes 5-7 business days to ship, even though shipping email says 2! Made up something about tracking is created early because it's a preorder, but shows it was dispatched on 10th! Tempted to cancel and buy from Amazon!

[Netflix UK & Ireland @NetflixUK]

Between life and death is one single breath.

The Deepest Breath, an A24 production, only on Netflix 19 July.

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@madebygoogle Ah cool. Assumed it was the update that was being rolled out so hands free photos would work straight away, rather than activated separately. Thanks 👍🏻

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@madebygoogle I updated my 6 Pro but still can't take photo hands free 😕
Any ideas why?