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@fasc1nate She should have received at least a million dollars for every year unjustly served, because any jail time for her is a joke. She should have a statue and her records should say nothing but 'Hero'.

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The mark of a true friend who has your back. #friends #loyalty

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What era are we in right now?

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Proud Boys Angrily Take To Washington Streets, Demanding To Know Secret Location of Female Anatomy - (https://t.co/pYmTcQB0B4)

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Proud Boys Angrily Take To Washington Streets, Demanding To Know Secret Location of Female Anatomy - (https://t.co/pYmTcQB0B4)

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Rumors: Travis Kelce Spends Night At Taylor Swift's Apartment, His Black SUV Seen Leaving Hours Before KC Chiefs Sunday Night Game Versus Jets - (https://t.co/pYmTcQB0B4)

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Trump Demands Bowman Be Jailed For Pulling Fire Alarm Antics - (https://t.co/pYmTcQB0B4)

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This is just uncalled for.

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Enraged and muscular President Trump emerges from White House bunker to scare away protester antifa terrorists. Do not believe the fake news that said he was HIDING! https://t.co/EHqFMQcZt2

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Mississippi Mayor: "If you can say 'I cannot breathe, you can breathe"...that logic also works well for animals as they gurgle while being strangled by a boa or drowned by a crocodile. Just all faking it, right? https://t.co/SiEARjkHdG

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A man reports that he bought a Trump autographed Bible on Ebay and moments after opening his package, the Bible spontaneously combusted and exploded into burning flames. https://t.co/1I4XuGH6u7

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"Christian moles within the gay community uncovered a high-end conspiracy to use the Super Bowl halftime show to convert testoerone fueled football loving dads into gay converts via the unexpected appearance of Adam Levine’s nipples." https://t.co/k1XPnpaq0Q

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This Tom Brady Superbowl "victory" is part of Russia's objective to destroy America. https://t.co/pyBblrXEbI

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MAGA! https://t.co/mLKY5lnZZo

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Republicans are planning what they are going to do if Trump does not get impeached, they retain control of Congress and Kavanaugh ascends to the Supreme Court. In this poll of 19,000, 7,000 Republicans voted they... https://t.co/himFKMqf6G

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Today's news: Trump boarded Air Force One with toilet paper stuck to his shoe. https://t.co/8XvUlnlwCu

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"Eyes still steel-blue and glossy like a midnight iceberg after being dosed with homosexual-chemtrail laced ink from North Korea, a recovering President Trump took quick... https://t.co/nRvY8NdkL1

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"Kenya West has always been our favorite hip hop artist! He tweeted that we should get rid of the 13th Amendment. We could not agree more! We could clear out the prison population on good faith and put so many people to work." https://t.co/iue92iXYMg

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"Gays have developed a powerful new ink that when touched or inhaled, immediately puts the mind in a pliable post-coital ‘lover’s trance’ and they are selling it on the North Korea black markets." https://t.co/omYgjJ4vDW

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"President Trump can be seen rescuing two kittens while in the background Obama is looting name brand fabrics from the Hurricane Florence flood zone." https://t.co/7AHx90o3qQ