Christy

Its gona be a chill night

[Christy @ChristyStantonn]

Every day I look at my Siri suggestions hoping it makes an actual word. TODAY I RECEIVED A GIFT

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@chrissyteigen I’m hoping to get to chicken wing ass balancing in the near future. But for now...

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Happy birthday sister angel baby. Another year older and we all… https://t.co/cGygn4W7rd

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Dats my best friend my best friend. My bestie bestie. Idk the… https://t.co/oUk5vAxNtm

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Happy would be 6 year anniversary if you hadn't dumped my ass 😉😉😉😉 @korneliousg

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25 years ago today, my best friend was born. 2 years ago on that day… https://t.co/NJ0aIy4Y05

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I'm hoping I've posted enough pictures of babies and dubsmashes to… https://t.co/EHp1861gHT

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Yo. It's 1 am and my grandma just hit me with, "I don't think I'm ever going to be a great grandmother." Jewish guilt sleeps for no one.

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She doesn't care that I forgot to shave my legs. @ The Breakers Palm… https://t.co/PIaBd2N2jR

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She doesn't care that I forgot to shave my legs. https://t.co/PIaBd2N2jR

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When bae remembers 😍😍😗

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@korneliousg I didn't ask you that

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To my dearest best friend as you enter your late 20's: I've known… https://t.co/kQHCKJdisb

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guys...We can all act like we're stopped on the sidewalk answering work emails or we can be honest and work together to catch these Pokemon

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One day of tanning is the equivalent of 6 days at the gym. It's… https://t.co/udHn7XQRlw

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Haven't posted in 2 months because I've gained ten pounds BUT IM IN… https://t.co/AjeEXz7mj0

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This pimple is not going down without a fight.

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Pretty sure choosing a recipe out of @chrissyteigen cookbook for tonight's @Bravotv extravaganza is the epitome of successful adulting

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hey guys. i threw my phone down the trash chute. bye guys.

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Is there BUT A WRINKLE IN TIME in which there is no traffic in this city?