Chris Wakefield

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Is it 2 guys that run Google or is it the USA government? What do you think? Facebook too? For me they are both government eureka moments.

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Remember, amateurs built the ark and professionals built the Titanic

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@camwarning Hi! Surly writing interesting and mature subject matter will have it's own natural merits. Try asking Bill Gates to follow you.

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@SimonCowell Cool pic guys. Cherish it and congratulations.

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@musicneyeliner @BigFashionista holy feck is right.

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@Head_stone As opposed to butlers ya mean?

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How long before someone pipes up and says: "Guys, bit of an issue in the guest room"?

I'd rip the blanket off like a table cloth.

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@MrWahala @Telegraph Yeah man. All bets off on this one.

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Haha nothing like taking a sledge hammer to a peanut darling.