Chris Wall

60% Performer | 20% Speaker | 10% Runner | 5% Fundraiser | 15% Writer | 50% TV Viewer | 100% Bad at maths. Also @chrisreadsminds

[Covie @covie_93]

BREAKING: FIFA peace prize recipient is bombing Iran a day before the start of the FIFA World Cup.

[Chris Wall @ChrisWall]

The subs clearly want to start this first game. Rogers, Eze, Watkins looking great.

They probably won’t. But the energy.

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@KeennyK @TodayinHistory Ah yes because people are unaware of *checks notes* the Sagrada Família

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@NotThatHughes Wrighty saying it was fantastic did not surprise me.

Roy Keane quietly going… “yeah brilliant film”. Did me in.

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I hate that when it comes to international tournaments I have to root for Anthony Gordon.

[Chris Wall @ChrisWall]

Best there is. Can’t wait for Clery’s videos through the tournament.

Get in now so you’re not missing out when they happen.

[Adam Clery @AdamClery]

We'll talk about this more in our first video but, out of all the major nations at the World Cup, England have *considerably* more players who passed the 4000 minutes mark for their clubs this season. Literally half of the outfield players here.

[andi (twocents.com) @Nexuist]

Every year I sit down with my mother to explain how to use her phone and every year Apple sends 750 engineers into their little labs underneath their demonic Cupertino crop circle to come up with new and exciting ways to confuse her

[ndr @NDR_lufc]

El Hadji Diouf is benefiting greatly from 38-0

[JaiP @JaiP72]

Always a spurs legend just for this

[Chris Wall @ChrisWall]

Gonna scream at the number of people who don’t know Palmer stole the celebration from Rogers.

[ESPN UK @ESPNUK]

England players hitting their trademark celes during their World Cup photoshoot 🥶

[Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan @MayorofLondon]

If you’ve chosen to live in the centre of the greatest city in the world, expect the nightlife to match.

[John Kennedy @FrazzleMyGimp]

Trump finding out the Knicks win streak is 13: im going to fuck it

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@luuk58 @mattcassinelli “Everyone’s HomePods”

[luuk de leest @luuk58]

fun fact: tijdens de keynote hakt Apple een stukje 3k, 4k, 5k en 6kHz eruit wanneer ze "Siri" zeggen, zodat niet iedereens HomePods terug beginnen te praten 🗣️🚫

[Chris Wall @ChrisWall]

@PED7 They elected a rapist as president so it would be quite a double standard if they didn’t let him in.

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@Sam_LUFC__ Allegations dropping or…?

[big purr @mankattan]

Im scared Trump won’t get boo’d loudly enough at MSG because most ppl who were able to get tickets are millionaires

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

The @nyknicks are home and our city is ready to show out.

We’re hosting a free watch party for 5,000 New Yorkers tonight in Bryant Park.

You can register at the link below starting at noon today: https://t.co/Te8eGk5TwW

[Chris Wall @ChrisWall]

The two big questions.

[Andy Cantwell @AndyCantwell]

Lee Dixon and Sam Matterface discuss the “Tall Blacks”