chris wormell

I'm not the children's book author. he is very tallented though.

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Bogo at the marina!

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@MaxinePWaters @Tweetin_jackleg @RealOmarNavarro Making water levels rise in a couple 3 years? He should help drought stricken countries.

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@bethmilligan I had a buddy like that except he would go back to the table and say "she must be a lesbian" yea Nick, that must be it...

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@Henlips We did but I think we shipped a little too far.

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Dear idiot driving around with the confederate flag on the truck. We're in Michigan, you do know what side of that war we were on... right?

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@Heywood_Banks Now they can finally make meth
:)

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@bobzany I think I would sleep in my car.

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Awesome https://t.co/RexqaPy8lt

[DaryalKafkassoErdem @Kafkasso]

#Kafkasso playing that #Spanishguitar https://t.co/BqlXUSyNqw

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@LandauDave Did you get her number? :)

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@NicolePence @pinkfong_usa Wait until they get in to the parody videos. I as wear if I see one more stay at home dad lips inking Britney Spears in a blonde wig... :)

[Dave Landau @LandauDave]

This week March 8-11 I’ll be headlining The Funny Bone in Omaha, NE. With me is one of the best comics out there @mattmcclowry come out to a show!

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@Kafkasso They started carrying Godin up here now. I'm going to check them out.

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LGBT...Q? What's with the Q?

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@bobkevoian I'm ready!!!

[Dave Landau @LandauDave]

New Deano Landini Creeper Peepers

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@erinoconnor415 @BachelorABC @BachelorNation Depends on who is in it

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@SamsungMobileUS I want one of those!

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@MarlonWayans Hate when that happens. Drink some beer, it'll pass. :)

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@LandauDave They are never full!

[Dave Landau @LandauDave]

I will be playing @bricolagepgh In Pittsburgh, PA on March 15th with me is the hilarious @OhMikeGeeter & @jrstandsup https://t.co/1leVYcdPsH #Pittsburgh #Comedy