ChrisG

Analogue man in a digital world

[ChrisG @ChrisyG1981]

Kwartenged:
To be sacked so quickly you didn't even get chance to unpack your stapler.

"he fucked up badly so they Kwartenged him"

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@FreddyQuinne 41.6 cocks an hour. Ambitious

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@FreddyQuinne Don't eat any fat. Get it cut out.

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@elonmusk @robbystarbuck and also completely untrue

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Tonali and Barnes on the bench again blows my mind.
Bruno, Tonali and Joelinton in the middle has got to be one of the best midfields in the league #NUFC

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@Kettylegged @bbcnewcastle Yeah, and it hurt my brain

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@thatutdballer A male player would be part of a team generating 100s of millions of pounds a year. How much is Luncy Bronze et al generating

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@Kettylegged @bbcnewcastle Trying to read your Rambling is painful

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@Jjang199409 @bbcnewcastle 🤣🤣🤣 fml

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@IFLTV @TonyBellew @jakepaul @MikeTyson @HappyPunch 🤣🤣🤣

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@mma_orbit @espnmma Has Beens....

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@SB8308715342770 @DeadlineDayLive I think you'll find it's Parmos and Brown Alr

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@SeanTaIksSports @JonnyBones This is 100% true

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@Lady_Jay_Bee3 Sounds like a legend 😛. Thanks very much. It was a very hungover birthday 🤣🍻

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@izi_prime Man the biggest prick

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@rjb_1998

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@bisping Warrior

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@Lady_Jay_Bee3 What's a hinge?

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@Matt_Pinner 12

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@FootbalIhub Penalty for what?

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@FreddyQuinne Did they think they were going to see Peter Kay? Amazes me when people have no idea of the comedy they're about to witness