Chris Zalis

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My pilot "Illuminati for Beginners" was a semifinalist at @austinfilmfest. It was in the top 1% for all comedy pilots! Super stoked #AFF28

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This is based off an actual person I worked with

https://t.co/EqBA5XV1v1

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Buckingham Palace's new Communications Assistant reporting for duty

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The HORRORS of the Nutcracker War

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I've never had a director call me personally and say I ruined his entire commercial

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My commercial agent says I'm "unbookable"

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The NYC Rat Czar takes down the Pizza Rat

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The NYC Rat Czar takes down the Psychotic Rat from Fantastic Mr. Fox

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Here's your e-vite for Thanksgiving with Dad (post divorce)

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The NYC Rat Czar takes down Scabbers the Rat from Harry Potter

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The NYC Rat Czar takes down An American Tail: Fievel Goes West

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The NYC Rat Czar takes down Remy from Ratatouille

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The Rat Czar takes down the Rat from The Departed

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The Rat Czar takes down Splinter from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

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NYC Rat Czar takes down the Nutcracker Rat King

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The real hot couple isn't Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce.

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Ashton Kutcher issues another apology video

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Learn the origins of 7/11 Free Slurpee Day

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Happy 4th of July. Here is some archival footage of my ancestors coming to America

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@itsnatebennett Thank you!!! Means a lot coming from a comedy beast like you

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Happy Grimace's Birthday!!!