ChrisTannerComedy

Chris Tanner
Authentically Stoopid
Instagram: Chroniclesofchris

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

Dentist: "You've been grinding in ur sleep"

Me: "I appreciate it big dawg"

[Steel Rain @SteelRain602]

“We need you to pardon Cain Velasquez”

[ChrisTannerComedy @ChroniclesOfCT]

Female version of fat bastard #WideWench #AustinPowers #FatBastard

[Bilbo Baggins @Jbanklestankle1]

I like her

[Chuck Bass @ChuckFBass]

Sitting at the bar waiting to order a beer while the bartender makes 10 espresso martinis for a group of whores https://t.co/Lb5BRv5J77

[Coty @CotyUSA]

Rob and Max both lost.

[Sean Strickland @SStricklandMMA]

When men say I'm not happy....

You're a man.. You're not supposed to be happy.

Being happy is for women and children.. You're meant to endure hardship

Instead of saying "I'm not happy"

Say "what can I do to make the people I care about happy"

That's being a man

[Ben Davis @BenTheBaneDavis]

Someone pranked Tito Ortiz during his city council meetings 😭😭😭

[XXL Magazine @XXL]

Nicki Minaj reacts to a fan calling her Hulk Hogan on Instagram Live.

[ChrisTannerComedy @ChroniclesOfCT]

This is the most Boston reaction ever #Boston #Jokes #Redsox

[Simon Charles @S_CharlesNFL]

#BREAKING: Jarren Duran’s jersey sales have broken the MLB record for most sales ever recorded in a single day…

This comes following his suspension for an anti LBTGEQ comment caught by a hot mic

[ChrisTannerComedy @ChroniclesOfCT]

That wasn’t my first time seeing a failed attempt at peeling an orange #HappyHesOk #DontGiveADamnAboutPolitics #OrangeIsTheNewBlack #Jokes #Comedy #SettleDown

[Pauly Shore @PaulyShore]

Here’s a special message to all you crusty folks that keep requesting sequels to my movies. Watch the video and get to work stoners! Studios control these titles, not sweet baby wiezel. I love you guys!

[Joey CoCo Diaz @madflavor]

The only thing that can stop you....is you....Wash that muffler, Salute the Flag and let these Motherfuckers know.....You're not fucking around today!!!!!

[ChrisTannerComedy @ChroniclesOfCT]

Foxes make weird ass noises #Nature #Foxes #ThisIsWhatTheFoxSaid

[ChrisTannerComedy @ChroniclesOfCT]

@FightHaven Holy shit that lady is beating the shit out of that woman’s hands with her head!

[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

💥ATTENTION💥That was Not an Earthquake in NJ… I just like to get a little Morning Sex now and then… Everyone relax and get back to normal. My fault.

[ChrisTannerComedy @ChroniclesOfCT]

@Matt_Pinner Mountain tops

[Joey CoCo Diaz @madflavor]

A whole new month but the attitude is the same....You're walking in with a Big dick and a Heart of Gold.....Ready to Sling!

[ChrisTannerComedy @ChroniclesOfCT]

@FracSlap @wayward__man

[ChrisTannerComedy @ChroniclesOfCT]

Isn’t it a little ironic P. Diddy’s record label is “bad boy records” and these allegations about all these bad boys…I’ll see myself out #Jokes #BadBoysForLife #Puffy

[Jessica Kirson @JessicaKirson]

It’s true!!! Check out this episode!!!