ChronNotEcho

Bringing you the finest news from a dead end town. A parody account (maybe)

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David Cardoza is a cunt #ntfc

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@Jasminestormy @_MiltonKeynes @MMayurravel jasmine, it's 10am... Get off the juice

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@Jasminestormy @_MiltonKeynes @MMayurravel what's your point?

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@_MiltonKeynes @MMayurravel don't see their problem? It's not like they have jobs or anything. Also; Birmingham - MK is only one train.

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You know you're from Northampton if you've arranged to meet someone outside HMV.

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The town never had Ebola... Just an STD epidemic.

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Your mums got Ebola. Pass it on.

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Could you please update us on your activities today @mr_dickson91 it's a slow day here!

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@ivantoney24 you should have knocked that cunt out...

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“@InspectorMoss: Boxing day argument: mum going nuts because I chopped cucumber the wrong shape”

Chop your mum up 🔪

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@1Plastering @ntfc he's fucking useless

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Ex Torquay player Billy Bodin is likely to sign for Cobblers in Jan until the end of the season. Hopefully Sinclair/O'Toole piss off #ntfc

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We've all got a mate from Northampton who has moved to London and think they've "made it" in life. You absolute ballbags.

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“@doherty91: Looking forward to a big Indian and a few beers to wash it down with the work lads!”

Lads, lads, lads. Smash some fanny

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Anyone know why everyone's getting stabbed in this town? Are we in Corby all of a sudden?

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Has someone taught the staff in the Costcutter on the Kettering road some manners? I got a please and thank you. Amazing. Call the press.

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Anyone bored this evening? Get yourself down to the old bank where I hear there's an Xmas party full of middle aged slags.

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Took 3/4 days to fix the traffic lights by the white elephant junction. Fucking useless. Should have been a priority. Couple of crashes 👎

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Would everyone please stop getting stabbed, stabbed, stabbed.

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TRAFFIC NEWS FOR NORTHAMPTON:

Every road is fucked.