🐰Sassybunz 🥕

Sweet Potato Apologist. Amateur Beer Batterer. ¡Bienvenidos, mis pantalones!

[🐰Sassybunz 🥕 @Chronocyde]

There should be no exceptions tbh

[Chris Vannini @ChrisVannini]

Big news in college sports: The DI Cabinet has approved a new age-based 5-year eligibility model

- Five years of eligibility, no redshirts or extensions
- Clock starts at 19 yrs old or college enrollment (whichever is earlier)
- Exemptions for pregnancy/military/mission

[🐰Sassybunz 🥕 @Chronocyde]

Now the bricks lay on Grand Street

Where the neon madmen climb

They all fall there so perfectly

It all seems so well timed

An’ here I sit so patiently

Waiting to find out what price

You have to pay to get out of

Going through all these things twice

[Stereogum @stereogum]

Bob Dylan's 'Blonde On Blonde' was released 60 years ago today. A few years back, Stereogum asked dozens of musicians to choose their favorite Dylan song, and naturally, several picks came from this landmark double album.

What’s your favorite track from ‘Blonde On Blonde’?

[Yahoo Sports @YahooSports]

Sam Presti says the Thunder just want to play by the rules.

[🐰Sassybunz 🥕 @Chronocyde]

@DAK_4_MVP 22?

[🐰Sassybunz 🥕 @Chronocyde]

Idk losing 8 of the 12 times you face someone in a season seems like....a problem.

[Joel Lorenzi @JoelXLorenzi]

Alex Caruso, asked if the Spurs feel like a problem that needs to be solved: “There’s nothing that needs to be solved. We could’ve won the game tonight. You would’ve been asking them the same thing. I don’t think there’s this narrative that this is a bugaboo. We should’ve played better and won the game and been in the NBA Finals. They’re a good team, they’re young. (We’ll) both probably be around for a while. But we’ve gotta get better and try and win next time.”

[🐰Sassybunz 🥕 @Chronocyde]

32 on 7 made field goals incredible work nobody does it like FTA

[The Associated Press @AP]

Shai Gilgeous-Alexander scored 32 points, Alex Caruso led another strong bench effort with 22 and the Oklahoma City Thunder moved one win away from a return trip to the NBA Finals by beating the San Antonio Spurs 127-114 on Tuesday night. https://t.co/PW1BTjNFEY

[🐰Sassybunz 🥕 @Chronocyde]

Uhhhhhhh. Doctors have diagnosed him with a terminal case of jellylegs so idk if we should be criticizing him for a medical condition???

[Tom Haberstroh @tomhaberstroh]

OK I did it. I tracked over 1,000 shots for SGA, Brunson, Harden, Spida and Wemby in the playoffs. Here's how often they fell: https://t.co/0Vgr3ibDyP

[🐰Sassybunz 🥕 @Chronocyde]

You can take the boy outta Athens but you can't take the Athens outta the boy. #BuiltDifferent

[Yahoo Sports @YahooSports]

Eagles linebacker Nolan Smith was arrested for speeding and reckless driving in Georgia last Friday, per multiple reports.

The former UGA star and 2023 first-round pick has since been released on bond.

[TMZ @TMZ]

Dak Prescott Spotted at Pro Bull Riders Event with Ex Sarah Jane Ramos' Bridesmaid https://t.co/qOtomGG2Wb

[Yahoo Sports @YahooSports]

SGA on how he feels when fans complain about his style of play 🤷‍♂️

[🐰Sassybunz 🥕 @Chronocyde]

Me telling my family about all the Charlie Kirk videos I've watched:

[Bret Chisenhall @brayet]

I saw that movie where sheep solve a cozy murder mystery. Cinema is BACK, baby!

[🐰Sassybunz 🥕 @Chronocyde]

I treasure any opportunity I get to watch my all-time favorite player FTA

[Lil Wayne WEEZY F @LilTunechi]

OKC games are unwatchable. The refs are even dressed in their colors tn! Brazy

[🐰Sassybunz 🥕 @Chronocyde]

AFC North ain't ready for the Wing T

[Yahoo Sports @YahooSports]

The Browns now have FOUR QBs after drafting Arkansas' Taylen Green in the sixth round 🤯

🏈 Deshaun Watson
🏈 Shedeur Sanders
🏈 Dillon Gabriel
🏈 Taylen Green

Do they all make it to Week 1? 🤔

[🐰Sassybunz 🥕 @Chronocyde]

@jonmachota @nflnetwork You would think for a guy they loved so much who they've known for an entire year of all-pro production would be more inclined to discuss a long term extension but idk.

[🐰Sassybunz 🥕 @Chronocyde]

@davehelman_ Just happy that my favorite players CAP SPACE and FUTURE PICKS are set to dominate this season imo.

Do you know how difficult it is to pay two WRs?

Plus a HOF RB, a top 5 OL, a top 5 TE and a franchise QB? You'd be lucky to get a ring and some conf 'ship appearances paying that

[🐰Sassybunz 🥕 @Chronocyde]

@crdarn26 Y'all should just move Ickey to the right side imo lol

Tackle or guard tbh but let Freeling do his thang

[🐰Sassybunz 🥕 @Chronocyde]

@crdarn26 He really is going to be so good, man. Needs a little seasoning but an ascending player for sure. Y'all lucked out. Good call on him.

[🐰Sassybunz 🥕 @Chronocyde]

@theonlynick_ Y'all got a stud from UGA. It might take a season of growth but he's gonna be a very very good OT imo

[🐰Sassybunz 🥕 @Chronocyde]

@theonlynick_ Who you eye balling here in a few picks??