kapital enjoyer

Top 10 in personality. Photographer. I hate reality. Let’s all flow like this. Closed DM’s

[kapital enjoyer @chrxstvpher]

Just checking

[kapital enjoyer @chrxstvpher]

isn’t that the other guy on control

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

Spencer Pratt has been eliminated from the Los Angeles mayor race

Here’s a list of the celebrities who humiliated themselves by endorsing him

[kapital enjoyer @chrxstvpher]

pulling up to the local with the nike maxsight

[Redd @ReddCinema]

These are the banned Nike × Bausch & Lomb UV-blocking contact lenses that helped athletes to see fast-moving objects in 2006 👀

[kapital enjoyer @chrxstvpher]

xanax is def for white conservative women

[k4ylee🖤🎀 @Fw_k4ylee]

left wing drugs:
weed
LSD
xanax

right wing drugs:
meth
cocaine
zyns

We need centrist drugs for radical centrists.

[pvtangl_ @mommyissues9000]

first date idea: 2 week japan trip

[Rockefeller @passtherocke]

Hunter Biden, how do I get her back?

[Qing @borgirqing]

When I die all my homies better light my ghost blunt like Shikamaru did to Asuma

[kapital enjoyer @chrxstvpher]

grow up

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima2]

No this is literally me 😭😭😭😭 which is why I refuse to take the MTA

[kapital enjoyer @chrxstvpher]

i refuse to believe police officers are people man, all they had to do was check the warrant if it wasn’t for the guy that says “i know harry” it’d be over man

[Giggling Ganon @GigglingGanon]

Officers rough up an innocent 60 year old man over a warrant that they read wrong and refused to double check.

​Pure incompetence on display when Orange City Police Department officers wrongfully detained Harry DeCancio Sr. inside his own home.

​The responding officers were attempting to execute an active arrest warrant. However, the target of that warrant was not the man they cornered in the living room—it was for his son, Harry DeCancio Jr.

​Despite a massive generation gap, the officers completely abandoned standard identity verification protocols. Harry DeCancio Sr. was born in 1962, making him over 60 years old at the time of the incident. The warrant on the officers' mobile data terminals explicitly detailed a completely different birth year, a distinct physical description, and the "Junior" suffix belonging to his son.

Rather than taking a few brief seconds to double check their info, the officers instead doubled down on their error.

​Body camera footage reveals the officers aggressively pushed the elder DeCancio over his own couch. A struggle ensued for several minutes as officers forced handcuffs onto him.

​This incident exposes the dangerous reality of law enforcement prioritizing absolute physical compliance over accurate data verification. When officers refuse to slow down and read the critical identifiers right in front of them, innocent citizens pay the price. In this case, gross negligence took the place of basic duty, leaving a 60-year-old man to bear the brunt of an assault and wrongful arrest by the very department sworn to protect the community.

[jason . @muzzled_canine]

Took a philosophy class that covered assisted dying. One guy wanted to die because he couldn't afford his disability equipment so his life was shit and he had no independence. Apparently "why don't they just give him the equipment instead of killing him" was the wrong answer?????

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

Notice how even in Israeli propaganda, Israel wipes out a city and kills countless civilians due to being mildly annoyed

[kapital enjoyer @chrxstvpher]

“we’re like a third world country”
yes bro yes bc you’re president!! you finally get it

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

🚨BREAKING: TRUMP JUST HAD HIS WORST MELTDOWN EVER.

Trump completely unravels when Kristen Welker challenged him on his California election claims.

Instead of providing evidence, he called her "crooked" and "stupid," attacked the press, and abruptly WALKS OUT in the middle of the interview.

She did what every journalist should do every time Trump spews his unfounded bullsh*t.

Thank you, Kristen.

[kapital enjoyer @chrxstvpher]

childrens books in 2027: goodnight moid

[john dick @johndick773497]

@goodyhilton let me be very clear im not a homosexual and i do not enjoy being fucked in my ass but its important to me as a feminist get fucked in the ass by the man my wife fucks

[Yass 🇲🇦 @Bardock_212]

Le snap UK n’atteindra jamais ce niveau

[kapital enjoyer @chrxstvpher]

me after my wife dies and reincarnates as an orange

[The Internet Fish @TheInternetFish]

Questioning my algorithm

[kapital enjoyer @chrxstvpher]

they talk about jmook on comms like he's on forbes 30 under 30

[Anthony Avon .Art @AnthonyAvonArt]

So stop it maybe? Who are you warning? I can't do anything, YOU are the UN.

[kapital enjoyer @chrxstvpher]

what does laufey have to do with god of war lmao

[kapital enjoyer @chrxstvpher]

sometimes the everything app blesses me the way i wish god would