ChubbyBrianKelly

I enjoy cleaning Jack Swarbricks glasses. Ignoring special teams and throwing the ball as much as possible. I miss the days of 8-5 so much.

[ChubbyBrianKelly @ChubbyBKelly]

I came out of my office and I saw my shadow. One more year of passing like crazy!!!!

[ChubbyBrianKelly @ChubbyBKelly]

It's going to be so much fun to scream at Tom Rees again. He will pay for every QB mistake.

[ChubbyBrianKelly @ChubbyBKelly]

We are ND! Well maybe some of us...maybe like 15 more of us if we are lucky. I hope Longo fixed the fax, new duties.

[ChubbyBrianKelly @ChubbyBKelly]

Hey where did everyone go? Who the hell are all of these new people?

[ChubbyBrianKelly @ChubbyBKelly]

I wish I was Nick Saban...this stuff doesn't get posted on the Internet right

[ChubbyBrianKelly @ChubbyBKelly]

When it said Kelly was fired I had to read it 10 times to be sure it said Chip.

[ChubbyBrianKelly @ChubbyBKelly]

Merry Christmas to all and to all run the damn play right!!!

[ChubbyBrianKelly @ChubbyBKelly]

People are still playing college football?!?! Mind blowing.

[ChubbyBrianKelly @ChubbyBKelly]

I lifted very lightly and jogged to the bathroom in honor of Paul today

[ChubbyBrianKelly @ChubbyBKelly]

I fired Scott Booker for coaching special teams and TE's because who the hell needs either of those.

[ChubbyBrianKelly @ChubbyBKelly]

@IrishPhog @realNotreTrump I don't like the XBox it has run plays

[ChubbyBrianKelly @ChubbyBKelly]

Kizer and Sanford are gone and all I can think of is Rams, Rams, Rams, Rams, Rams, Rams, Rams, Rams, Rams, Rams

[ChubbyBrianKelly @ChubbyBKelly]

@realNotreTrump When I read this sign it says Go Away Irish, Join Eagles, Campfire with Swarbrick

[ChubbyBrianKelly @ChubbyBKelly]

Watching two teams play option football is nauseating. I could have scored so many more points if my quarterback would execute my plays.

[ChubbyBrianKelly @ChubbyBKelly]

@Pickle005 @realNotreTrump This guy gets it. Run yourself a fade route in celebration young man.

[ChubbyBrianKelly @ChubbyBKelly]

@realNotreTrump You guys are silly. Someone photoshopped admire Kelly. Everyone loves me. I know I love me.

[ChubbyBrianKelly @ChubbyBKelly]

I just signed the biggest offensive lineman I could find. I needed someone to carry around my ego.

[ChubbyBrianKelly @ChubbyBKelly]

@Matt_Fortuna A reminder it is your turn on the ND teet tomorrow.

[ChubbyBrianKelly @ChubbyBKelly]

@Lucky9Lefty You are a great young man. I am sorry you had to play for all of my bad assistants.

[ChubbyBrianKelly @ChubbyBKelly]

I'm making Jack's next pair of glasses in my plastics shop. They are going to be epic!! Better than the first pair I made.