𝕍𝕖𝕝𝕞𝕒 𝔻𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕝𝕖𝕪 🔍

Demons? Vampires? Werewolves? Nothing but creeps in masks. Everything has a logical explanation! ((Lewd focus, minors DNI!))

[𝕍𝕖𝕝𝕞𝕒 𝔻𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕝𝕖𝕪 🔍 @ChubbyDinkley]

"Everyone calls us 'meddling kids'. Well this 'meddling kid' has unmasked more monsters than you can count!"

🔍Velma, the busty, brainy member of Mystery Incorporated!
🦴 Heavily lewd! No minors allowed 💀

[𝕍𝕖𝕝𝕞𝕒 𝔻𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕝𝕖𝕪 🔍 @ChubbyDinkley]

Another day, another mystery!

Some ghoul or ghost seems to have stolen all of Velma's sweaters. Given how she's holding her massive chest-

[𝕍𝕖𝕝𝕞𝕒 𝔻𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕝𝕖𝕪 🔍 @ChubbyDinkley]

Is that a hint of red on her cheeks? She's not used to so many compliments. But rather than arguing...

She adjusts her glasses. Looking away.

"You have some... Lower hair. Peeking out.

I've always preferred a natural aesthetic."

[DC BADDIES! @DCDEPRAVITY]

She didn’t realize how truly big they were. She lifted one and it was like a light switch came on in her brain! Goodness she was endowed.

“And the sweater doesn’t? I think it shows off more than you think…I really love it.”

[𝕍𝕖𝕝𝕞𝕒 𝔻𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕝𝕖𝕪 🔍 @ChubbyDinkley]

"I like to dress conservatively. Sweaters are comfortable, especially in dark, chilly graveyards." She rationalized...

While a hand lightly hefted one of her massive tits.

"And most other tops are a little... Provocative on me..."

[DC BADDIES! @DCDEPRAVITY]

“Thank you. I’ve always thought nerds were cute. Sweaters always…concealed a lot. Not on you though does it?”

She pointed out her tits, those thick heavy double Ds swinging around so easily, she probably didn’t even have a bra on! Good. Cause Raven didn’t have either on.

[𝕍𝕖𝕝𝕞𝕒 𝔻𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕝𝕖𝕪 🔍 @ChubbyDinkley]

"Oh... I don't suppose you've seen my glasses around here? I can't see a thing without them!"

This is ridiculously common for Velma. How she became such a successful investigator is anyone's guess-

[𝕍𝕖𝕝𝕞𝕒 𝔻𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕝𝕖𝕪 🔍 @ChubbyDinkley]

"Indeed. I may not be goth, but I've always loved goth themes. Locations, aesthetics... Girls..."

Was Raven staring at her? Admiring her? Surely not... But she relaxed her posture anyway.

"It suits you. Very... Sexy, and mysterious."

[DC BADDIES! @DCDEPRAVITY]

“Goth aesthetic is sexy. I mean just look at me.”

She let out a small chuckle, it echoed out through the forest around them. She had dropped her posture a bit, no longer mediating. She was staring now.

Staring at the gal in front of her. So pretty. So meek! Just adorable…

[𝕍𝕖𝕝𝕞𝕒 𝔻𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕝𝕖𝕪 🔍 @ChubbyDinkley]

"W-Well... Some could theoretically find it exciting. The goth aesthetic. The adrenaline..."

A sheepish look behind those glasses. She's not quite as good at lying as the beautiful goth.

"But I suppose I don't have anything to worry about with a superhero as company!"

[DC BADDIES! @DCDEPRAVITY]

“Raven. Superhero. And probably. I don’t know why anyone would wanna fuck in a cemetery.”

She lied. She had done things here once or twice. But she kept that on the low at all times.

But it was harder to think about anything else, staring at that cute freckled beauty!

[𝕍𝕖𝕝𝕞𝕒 𝔻𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕝𝕖𝕪 🔍 @ChubbyDinkley]

Even in that bulky sweater, she had quite the glorious figure! And a cute, freckled face to go with it. She takes a breath.

"Just a poor excuse from some horny trespassers, I'm sure.

Sorry. My name is Velma Dinkley! Professional mystery solver. It's nice to meet you..."

[DC BADDIES! @DCDEPRAVITY]

“I haven’t felt anything. It’s as normal as it always is, I’m here every week.”

She hadn’t sensed anything. No horny spirits. Nothing that wanted to wiggle their way in her and nothing to make her wanna wiggle into something.

Though. The thought was there now, now that~

[𝕍𝕖𝕝𝕞𝕒 𝔻𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕝𝕖𝕪 🔍 @ChubbyDinkley]

The face of a geek who just heard something go bump in the night...

Obviously, she wants to investigate. But she should probably make herself decent first...

[𝕍𝕖𝕝𝕞𝕒 𝔻𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕝𝕖𝕪 🔍 @ChubbyDinkley]

That she did. Those violet curls catching the moonlight. Velma had... Similar habits.

She turns away. Chest swaying.

"There's rumors of... Supernaturally lewd behavior in this area. Strange feelings. Increased arousal, inexplicable... Exposure."

[DC BADDIES! @DCDEPRAVITY]

“There’s ghosts. They’re just quiet. No reason to be really loud all the time.”

She didn’t move. She let the girl examine her, looking over her every inch, seeming to have an eye for her shrub!

“What kind of investigation are you making?”

[𝕍𝕖𝕝𝕞𝕒 𝔻𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕝𝕖𝕪 🔍 @ChubbyDinkley]

"Naturally. There's no such thing as ghosts..."

Her brain was in full detective mode. Meaning that she studied this girl closely! Her expression, her appearance...

Her... Lack of trimming...

"W-Which makes you a suspect in my investigation, I should add.'

[DC BADDIES! @DCDEPRAVITY]

“Hmmm…no. Occasional whisper. Sometimes someone says something really low. But it’s mostly the trees.”

She didn’t move from her spot. Hands on her knees in a mediation pose. If the nerd looked close enough she could see a little tuft of bush!

[𝕍𝕖𝕝𝕞𝕒 𝔻𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕝𝕖𝕪 🔍 @ChubbyDinkley]

@DCDEPRAVITY "Oh. And here I thought I was the only one to wander spooky nighttime graveyards as a hobby..."

She's adjusting her thick glasses. Skirt fluttering in the breeze.

"I don't suppose you've seen anything noteworthy out here..."

[𝕍𝕖𝕝𝕞𝕒 𝔻𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕝𝕖𝕪 🔍 @ChubbyDinkley]

Well. There is NO paranormal activity in the local graveyard, unsurprisingly.

There is, however, a very annoyed geek in a skirt that's far too short--

[𝕍𝕖𝕝𝕞𝕒 𝔻𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕝𝕖𝕪 🔍 @ChubbyDinkley]

🔍 I'd like to dust this account off and find some fresh people for Velma to... investigate--!

[𝕍𝕖𝕝𝕞𝕒 𝔻𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕝𝕖𝕪 🔍 @ChubbyDinkley]

The face of a geek who just heard something go bump in the night...

Obviously, she wants to investigate. But she should probably make herself decent first...

[𝕍𝕖𝕝𝕞𝕒 𝔻𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕝𝕖𝕪 🔍 @ChubbyDinkley]

Typically, Shaggy and Scooby are used to bait out the local monsters! But when they're unavailable...

Well. Velma has mixed feelings toward the alternatives....

[𝕍𝕖𝕝𝕞𝕒 𝔻𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕝𝕖𝕪 🔍 @ChubbyDinkley]

She's just... Peeling her top off for a second. Fanning that expansive, sweaty cleavage.

Why can't haunted crypts ever have air conditioning?

[𝕍𝕖𝕝𝕞𝕒 𝔻𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕝𝕖𝕪 🔍 @ChubbyDinkley]

You may wonder, "How can Velma be SO certain that monsters aren't real??"

Well, real monsters wouldn't bother stealing her clothes. Can you tell that she's used to this...?

[𝕍𝕖𝕝𝕞𝕒 𝔻𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕝𝕖𝕪 🔍 @ChubbyDinkley]

@TheCurvyRoyal Oh! She's a detective!

Not in the... Legal, official sense. More in the, uh... "Unmasking weird people dressed as monsters" sense...

But she's quite prolific. Worked with police, written novels. And she's no stranger to castles and royalty.

[𝕍𝕖𝕝𝕞𝕒 𝔻𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕝𝕖𝕪 🔍 @ChubbyDinkley]

Gorgeous? Her? Daphne's usually the one getting that kind of attention...

But if a beautiful, royal redhead is taking an interest in her services, she... Won't complain.

[𝕍𝕖𝕝𝕞𝕒 𝔻𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕝𝕖𝕪 🔍 @ChubbyDinkley]

...She knows that Harley is smart. Why, she would've loved to discuss criminal psychology with Harleen!

But she's hesitant to admit that they have so much in common...

[DC BADDIES! @DCDEPRAVITY]

Luck! Just like Harley! She’s got it all too! Believe it or not she’s quite smart. That’s why ivy likes her so much! Ivys got a good mind but she’s only got titties.