Ok fuck it, I'll spill — All my friends still single in their 30s? They're hunting unicorns. Somewhere along the way, a man stopped being just a man. Now he's supposed to be your therapist, best friend, passionate lover, future father of the year, financial provider & probably a mind reader too. All wrapped up in one devastatingly handsome package.
We grew up on a steady diet of perfect men who could do it all, and now we're shocked—shocked!—to discover that actual humans come with flaws.
Men seem to get this. They prioritize & put up with a lot more shit overall. Meanwhile, women are out here with spreadsheets of required qualities, then wonder why they're perpetually disappointed.
for everyone who doesn’t know; iran will not attack the US directly. they have already stated they will be attacking the US bases located in the middle east. so enough with the jokes, it’s time for a lot of you to start educating yourself.
i am going to lose my mind when UH wins tonight. i am going to go fucking crazy buck wild hooligan. i am not going to hold back anything. i am going to act like a wild animal. i am going to have to check myself in an urgent care.