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[J. Jonah Jameson @JustthefactsJJ]

Time I address the elephant in the room…..There I was, trying to enjoy a Mets game like a normal American. And who shows up sitting behind me? THAT WALL-CRAWLING MENACE! And what is he doing? Save the city? OH NO!!! SITTING IN PREMIUM SEATS PROBABLY PAID FOR BY MY TAX DOLLARS!!!

[Gia Macool @GiaMMacool]

It took me about 4 days of marriage to figure out why men are upset when their wives refuse sex because they’re “not in the mood”.

It’s not because men are selfish.

It’s because men spend their entire day doing things they’re “not in the mood for.”

He was not in the mood to…

Wake up early
Work overtime
Wash their truck
Lift heavy weights
Manage the finances
Please every customer
Train the new guy at work
Argue with their boss (again)
Fix the leaky faucet at midnight
Mow the lawn in the blazing heat
Deal with the insurance company

…and yet he did it all without complaining.

Then he asks her for one thing (sex) and she rejects him because she’s “not in the mood.”

That’s bullsh*t.

[ames 🌞 @amxdiem]

christmas spirit

[, @Zvbear]

Those things can feed an African village

[Kenjac @JackKennedy]

Not to be crude but imagine trying to perform while staring down the Witch-king of Angmar, Lord of the Nazgûl

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

Kinda crazy how middle class whites can’t afford homes with garages anymore, so their teenage kids don’t have a free place to make angsty punk rock, so we just don’t get music like this anymore

[Sho @Shoyoumomo_]

Final Flash Bang

[𝕛𝕒𝕟𝕖𝕒 @heyyitsjanea]

this woman just floated over a puddle and you’re mentioning a man

[MEJE ✪ @callmeMEJE]

They did Reggie so right in this movie

[morgan (vermont) @vermont_morgan]

I don't know about you all but I have not for one second in my life forgotten about Reuben

[Grace Gym🏋️‍♀️ @GraceGym_]

How To Tie A Sweatshirt Knot Elegantly🪢💜

[skipppppy 🍉//COMMS OPEN!! @skipppppy_art]

Genuinely there was never any competition

[Staal @Red_Staal]

me when my swinub loses a battle against a lvl 4 rattata

[Gooner Chris @ArsenalN7]

The streets will NEVER forget 🔥

[June @VRBatJune]

I got drunk last night and someone got my mood all sour, so I dropped $20 on virtual cats to feel better

Didn't regret it