Chuck Guy

This is the shit that didn't make the cut.

[Adam Scott @mradamscott]

Dope atmosphere at this car wash waiting area

[Chuck Guy @ChuckGuyChuck]

pau gasol freaks me out, man.

[Chuck Guy @ChuckGuyChuck]

#overheardatthemovietheater: tim tebow crying

[Chuck Guy @ChuckGuyChuck]

#overheardatthemovietheater: "yeah, i'll fax that over to you in a bit"

[Chuck Guy @ChuckGuyChuck]

#overheardatthemovietheater: "hey where's stan?"

[Chuck Guy @ChuckGuyChuck]

#overheardatthemovietheater: "this is a true story, ya know." toy story 2 starts.

[Chuck Guy @ChuckGuyChuck]

okay i really like this #overheardatthemovietheater thing. gonna riff on this for a minute.

[Chuck Guy @ChuckGuyChuck]

#overheardatthemovietheater: an hour into the lego movie "dude, this isn't monuments men"

[Chuck Guy @ChuckGuyChuck]

hey don't tell the refs but my penis just double-dribbled

[Chuck Guy @ChuckGuyChuck]

this girl is pretty hot but she's wearing a chad pennington jersey

[Chuck Guy @ChuckGuyChuck]

cuts to a japanese woman walking into a post office w/her daughter in hiroshima 1945. AND THEN A NUCLEAR BOMB HITS.

[Chuck Guy @ChuckGuyChuck]

the annexation of puerto rico .net

[Chuck Guy @ChuckGuyChuck]

Next year, the Super Bowl coin-flip will be done with a bitcoin oh nevermind fuck it

[Chuck Guy @ChuckGuyChuck]

#timemachineideas: photobomb the lunar landing or something idk

[Chuck Guy @ChuckGuyChuck]

#timemachineideas: invent the car okay this was dumb

[Chuck Guy @ChuckGuyChuck]

#timemachineideas: give ray kroc some really negative feedback about the first mcdonalds burger #obesitysolved

[Chuck Guy @ChuckGuyChuck]

#timemachineideas: test whether lou gehrig was REALLY the luckiest man on the face of the earth

[Chuck Guy @ChuckGuyChuck]

the switchover to breakfast at mcdonalds in louisville is 3am, which REALLY fucked my day up once

[Chuck Guy @ChuckGuyChuck]

congrats! you just earned a place in the guinness book of people who follow the dumbest twitter account

[Chuck Guy @ChuckGuyChuck]

if you see a girl downstairs in a wheelchair, let her know that we're upstairs and that we're sorry. #party