Charlie Hallam

I piss about with pretty words

[Charlie Hallam @ChuckHallam]

Absolutely loved @BillBailey ‘s Ibiza Classics tonight

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I hear boomerangs are making a comeback

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Anger’s all the rage these days

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@thevaccines when lockdown's finally lifted please do a gig in a park to symbolise the day you saved the world. And send me a ticket. Cheers

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@BrewDogJames How about honouring Daft Punk's passing with this? Iconic can to match the iconic masks. Get it done. Then send me a case. Cheers.

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Lockdown got me living the life of rarely

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I can't stand two-legged chairs

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Best Apple ad ever

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Snowman's just outside chillin'

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A friend has asked if I might share her awareness campaign, aimed at GPs to help ensure early diagnosis of lung cancer. It would have made all the difference to her and will to many more. If you can’t donate or have enough to worry about, please do RT.

https://t.co/K8hl5WqArU

[Charlie Hallam @ChuckHallam]

Don't polish the turd til you've stepped on it to see if there's something more interesting inside.

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Do one thing every day that scars you

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@elonmusk in honour of your momentous expedition I've made you a chilli and mash homage. Good luck with the launch 💪

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Clearly the thesaurus doesn't know us very well

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@British_Airways On Saturday I reserved 2 flights, paying £10 to keep the seats for 72 hours, but I never received an email, so I don't have a booking reference and don't know how I can pay the full amount for them? Please help!

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@OfficialSting must've been having an off day when they took that headshot

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Twitter: the loo book of the 21st century

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Been asked to go on front garden leave. It's not quite as nice.

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@Pixar Now that's how you tell a story

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Clearly out having a race