Chuck Hill

Bass Player for @theneverclaim

[Chuck Hill @ChuckHill1]

According to our records, you got an oil change at our business 15 years ago. Here is our CEO’s response to the coronavirus.

[Chuck Hill @ChuckHill1]

I’d work from home for the next couple weeks, but I’m worried that my computer will get a virus. #coronapocalypse

[Chuck Hill @ChuckHill1]

@AmericanAirlines = American’t. I guess taking off 26 hours late is better than walking.

[Chuck Hill @ChuckHill1]

Thanks @FrontierCorp for the intermittent, garbage service. We’re moving on soon.

[Chuck Hill @ChuckHill1]

Must...pay...with...exact...change. hold on...I’ve got more...pennies in here...

[Chuck Hill @ChuckHill1]

It’s 0 degrees with 20 mph winds and this gas pump wants me to take the Meyers Briggs before it will let me pump my gas.

[Chuck Hill @ChuckHill1]

Shout out to whoever had the great idea to program gas pumps to force you to play 20 Questions.

[Chuck Hill @ChuckHill1]

@MitchellMaldo But more importantly, what’s happening in the NFC East?

[Chuck Hill @ChuckHill1]

I submit for your consideration that most preachers could not get through a #sermon without using the word #unpack. #church

[Chuck Hill @ChuckHill1]

First 70 degree day of the year and a $&@% smoker pulls up next to you.

[Chuck Hill @ChuckHill1]

Just finished enabling and assisting the crooks and leeches in Washington DC to help themselves to my money. #taxtime

[Chuck Hill @ChuckHill1]

Why is Boeing advertising on Twitter?

[Chuck Hill @ChuckHill1]

Why do gas pumps have to play 20 Questions?

[Chuck Hill @ChuckHill1]

Time to bring this out for the #Illinois state politicians. #illinoisbudget #michaelmadigan #brucerauner

[Chuck Hill @ChuckHill1]

I guess the phrase "easy on the mayo" is relative.

[Chuck Hill @ChuckHill1]

@usps why would you question this? Your job is to deliver as addressed. We missed a client check because of #nixie.

[Chuck Hill @ChuckHill1]

So, how long until #apple removes the calling function from #iPhones? You know, for design purposes.

[Chuck Hill @ChuckHill1]

Some great resources on careers and meaning. https://t.co/st998LnxlX

[Chuck Hill @ChuckHill1]

Seems legit. "Dear [email]..."

[Chuck Hill @ChuckHill1]

Nothing like hearing a #jazz quartet that makes you realize how much you need to practice.