Chucking Norrises

Dodgeball is now called DodgeChuckNorris, because Chuck Norris scares all projectiles in his direction. YYT dodgeball team saving the world one dodge at a time.

[Chucking Norrises @ChuckinNorrises]

@mynlcorner You are a badass! This thread is the reason why we love dodgeball, and the people in it. 🔴 Can’t wait to face you and your teammates on the court again. Always a match we really look forward to!

[Chucking Norrises @ChuckinNorrises]

The Bulls had Jordan, Oilers had Gretzky, and we have Switzerland. The guy sees the game at a different level and we've been lucky enough to soak up some of that greatness. Also, he's an incredible friend and human in general.

Happy birthday, Tim! We love ya, buddy!

[Chucking Norrises @ChuckinNorrises]

To the most retweetable person we know, HAPPY EFFING BIRTHDAY @SmokesIndoors

The only thing we possibly love more than playing on Sundays is hearing one of Carlos' yarns. We love you, Sir! Welcome to your dirties.

[Chucking Norrises @ChuckinNorrises]

Some of da Norrises out for @choicesforyouth #cnoy19 Today was a good day. @Kimburly22 @GregccSmith @BrianBradleyMac

[Chucking Norrises @ChuckinNorrises]

@SmokesIndoors Your profile pic coupled with this tweet are a perfect representation of a well-balanced life #yinyangchips #alldressedfitness

[Chucking Norrises @ChuckinNorrises]

Congrats to our very own @GregccSmith for his Media Person of the Year @EastCoastMusic nomination. #Nan #ECMA2019

[Chucking Norrises @ChuckinNorrises]

Hope the crowd from My Chemical Throwmance are ready for a fun and spirited competitive match tonight.
Yeah that's right...

And at the end.
We're gonna shake hands!

[Chucking Norrises @ChuckinNorrises]

@dodgedivedonate @HulkThrowgans @adamwestdesign Why are we always in the pics used for rule enforcement? It's because we're sexy, right? Please let it be our animal magnetism.

[Chucking Norrises @ChuckinNorrises]

Norris picture day pt. 3 #Ghost #FancyBitch #Nan #Switzerland @dodgedivedonate @andymayo_ @Karlaverte @GregccSmith

[Chucking Norrises @ChuckinNorrises]

Norris picture day pt. 2 #Coach #Cud #DirtyD #DVH @dodgedivedonate @BrianBradleyMac @adamwestdesign

[Chucking Norrises @ChuckinNorrises]

While we might have to wait two more days to play @dodgedivedonate , the Norrises couldn't wait for picture day. Pt. 1 #1Dadd #Buckley #CaliD #Carlos #WinterSeason19
@Kimburly22 @SmokesIndoors

[Chucking Norrises @ChuckinNorrises]

Dodgeball season kicks off in a BIG way this weekend with Official team picture day!

We're getting the backdrops ready.

[Chucking Norrises @ChuckinNorrises]

Look Ma, da Norrises made da news. #projectkindness #DoinIt4Nan #bigdig #CaliD #Carlos #Coach
@KellyAnneNTV @NTVNewsNL

[Chucking Norrises @ChuckinNorrises]

Some of the Norrises got preseason training in by doing some good with #projectkindness @SmokesIndoors @BrianBradleyMac
#CaliD #Carlos #Coach

[The Telegram @StJohnsTelegram]

“I’m able-bodied, I might as well help out some people that might not be able to do it,” explained volunteer Brian Bradley. https://t.co/h14GPdTXtM

[Chucking Norrises @ChuckinNorrises]

PLAYER TRANSACTION:
Chucking Norrises ink free agent @Kimburly22 to a contract.

Terms of the contract are TBA.
Please welcome # 1 Dadd
(Auto correct had that as # 1 daddy and that's WAY too creepy)

[Chucking Norrises @ChuckinNorrises]

Congrats to our very own Nan @GregccSmith on getting hitched today. #ifthesmithfitz2018

[Chucking Norrises @ChuckinNorrises]

@Matthew_Elford @sgskiff @ChelsieC16 @JIELIAN416 @codythorne1 @codybruce48 Fine bunch!

Also we're on to you cycling through the twins during the season.

Rumor has it there's even a triplet in there too... One who's ambidextrous.

[Chucking Norrises @ChuckinNorrises]

Live shot of us trying to deal with them in the finals

[Chucking Norrises @ChuckinNorrises]

Congratulations to Meghan's Balls on winning the year end Tournament.

Not only can you dodge, catch and throw like machines, we're absolutely certain you'll outlive us all ya bunch of young-ins.