Humphrey Balderdash

An enigma, poet, idiot, jester, dream weaver…

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This week on a very special Clone High...

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@comicsand_ A friend of mine, whom I trust implicitly, just reached out and told me they saw the first two episodes of #Lanterns, and their exact words were: “Lanterns is not terrible. I’ve seen the first two episodes. It’s good, not-Dani. It’s so good.”

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@robertliefeld Most people put their two cents in, Rob likes to put his two feet into any and all conversations even when nobody asked.

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@Ryan_Parkerrr Bye, bitch.

[ESPN @espn]

Take it all in, West Virginia 💛

For the first time ever, those country roads lead straight to Omaha‼️

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@SupesBatsy Let’s take a clip froma movie thats not out yet and form a rather shitty opinion of that clip without the full context.

Good job, douche canoe.

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@KatieMiller @TheDemocrats STFU you ugly fuck fucker.

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@Pianomann @CynicalPublius That says a LOT about you, Wayne.

Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

But the projection deflection is very strong with you.

Did you type this while inside a closet, perhaps?

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@CMichaelATL @CynicalPublius STFU Chris

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@NoCRTinSchools @CynicalPublius STFU Abby

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@ketchersid_sh @CynicalPublius STFU Shannon

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@jpclemens @CynicalPublius STFU

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@CynicalPublius STFU

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@restoreZSJL It’s never gonna happen. My god to make this your whole online persona is truly sad. Move on my dude. Most people have.

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@KishanNavadiya4 The MoS obsession is so sad and yet so funny.

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@LaNativePatriot You’re a fucking idiot. Just one of the stupidest people to ever utter words.

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

Trump took $59 million from 590,000 Americans for a phone that may never exist.

Then quietly updated the terms:

“No guarantee a phone will be produced or sold.”

The crypto coin. The sneakers. The Bible. The gold card. The ballroom. The phone.

Every single time the same pattern.

Take the money. Change the terms. Walk away.

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@keith83081982 @Cam_Jourdan Hey Keith. It’s almost like you didn’t listen to him speak, you moron.

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@danawhite is a piece of shit.

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@IAmShannonAli No. No it is not. Swing and a HUGE MISS. What if we ask Beyonce what her favorite Danzig song is? I am sure she could rattle off her top 5 songs instantly.

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@tonyfcarter @IAmShannonAli I can name 5 off the top of my head:
Prince
Michael
Freddy
Janet
Whitney

Want me to continue?