Rob Norris

[Rob Norris @ChuckNorris8]

@elliot_terfinko thanks for letting us score a goal!

[Rob Norris @ChuckNorris8]

This girl at the bar is telling me the reason girls no longer wear skinny jeans is so they can bring beers into the bar

[Rob Norris @ChuckNorris8]

This is the worst cover band I’ve heard in my entire life #LaborDayWeekend

[Rob Norris @ChuckNorris8]

The people at this bar are smashing some hot dogs #Margate

[Rob Norris @ChuckNorris8]

This chick just gave my boy her business card #SundayFunday

[Rob Norris @ChuckNorris8]

LFG Logano #TurnLeft

[Rob Norris @ChuckNorris8]

Officially cancelled cable today…. Not very happy about it

[Rob Norris @ChuckNorris8]

This chick thought I was 35, time to move on…

[Rob Norris @ChuckNorris8]

This chick just thought I was 29, I told her to put on her glasses and check again

[Rob Norris @ChuckNorris8]

Why do I keep ending up at lesbian bars?

[Rob Norris @ChuckNorris8]

Girl at the bar thinks I’m 30…. Tonight is a win

[Rob Norris @ChuckNorris8]

@elliot_terfinko COYS!!!!!

PS - Matty Cash sucks

[Rob Norris @ChuckNorris8]

This chick thought I was 27…. Night made

[Rob Norris @ChuckNorris8]

There is cake all over me…. Steve Aoki with a direct shot!

[Rob Norris @ChuckNorris8]

Cannot wait to see #SteveAoki next weekend!

[Rob Norris @ChuckNorris8]

@RickyDoggin @D_Ash_R_22 she definitely learned that from @kenno8711

[Rob Norris @ChuckNorris8]

Ran a mile more than I wanted to on the treadmill … had to show that girl next to me (that wasn’t paying any attention to me) what was up…

[Rob Norris @ChuckNorris8]

I wonder how many Gobblers I can eat before Thanksgiving #WaWa

[Rob Norris @ChuckNorris8]

@DallasSpurs are you guys doing a meetup this weekend at The Irishman?

[Rob Norris @ChuckNorris8]

I just wrecked a chicken Big Mac