Chuck Norris U

Everything you ever wanted to know about Chuck Norris. CNU is not affiliated with Chuck Norris, Walker Texas Ranger or the Texas Rangers.

[Chuck Norris U @ChuckNorrisU]

Inappropriate Selfies Taken At Awkward Moments http://t.co/enYbK6r7Ar

[Chuck Norris U @ChuckNorrisU]

Once upon a time, I urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke, that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.

[Chuck Norris U @ChuckNorrisU]

Walker Texas Ranger is one of the greatest shows on television still today. #ChuckNorris

[Chuck Norris U @ChuckNorrisU]

I can eat soup with a fork.

[Chuck Norris U @ChuckNorrisU]

I was bitten by a werewolf. When full moon came, the werewolf turned into Chuck Norris.

[Chuck Norris U @ChuckNorrisU]

I can dry clothes underwater.

[Chuck Norris U @ChuckNorrisU]

No one knows that the missing piece of apple in Apple’s Logo was eaten by me.

[Chuck Norris U @ChuckNorrisU]

Once upon a time, I kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

[Chuck Norris U @ChuckNorrisU]

I can roundhouse kick your cell phone and kill everyone in the address book.

[Chuck Norris U @ChuckNorrisU]

Yes, I died this morning. But I'm fine now.

[Chuck Norris U @ChuckNorrisU]

Death once had a near-ChuckNorris experience.

[Chuck Norris U @ChuckNorrisU]

I can send you a roundhouse kick by E-Mail, Whatsapp and BBM.

[Chuck Norris U @ChuckNorrisU]

I don't have hair on my testicles because hair won't grow on steel.

[Chuck Norris U @ChuckNorrisU]

Once upon a time, Voldemort challenged me to a fight. The loser had to have his nose cut.

[Chuck Norris U @ChuckNorrisU]

punched #ChuckNorris in the face....then I woke up from my dream and applied for witness protection.

[Chuck Norris U @ChuckNorrisU]

'Great Britain' used to be just 'Britain' until I liked it on Facebook.

[Chuck Norris U @ChuckNorrisU]

I put that "FU" in "Funny".

[Chuck Norris U @ChuckNorrisU]

When Graham Bell discovered the telephone, he found two missed calls from Chuck Norris.

[Chuck Norris U @ChuckNorrisU]

I was bitten by a werewolf. When full moon came, the werewolf turned into Chuck Norris.

[Chuck Norris U @ChuckNorrisU]

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For me, each testicle is larger than the other one.