Urban Amish

Moustache rides, whiskey filtered profanity and general musings from my idiotic life.

[Urban Amish @ChuckPalanski]

@atrupar My c cc to fyw df SC my ad scf as

[Urban Amish @ChuckPalanski]

@EmbracePresents ...what's the deal with people that have physical tickets for shows postponed by the pandemic? I have four sets that I would love to use.

[Urban Amish @ChuckPalanski]

Trying to make some dreams come true. Been wanting to open my own space as long as I have been doing this thing.
https://t.co/3mud6IGxYG

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Holy mother of God! All hands on deck! Call your reps NOW. https://t.co/fVeFjt4AAv

[Urban Amish @ChuckPalanski]

Woman in line in front of me at the grocery store after paying for heavily discounted cod. Does this smell funny to you? #doesthissmell #yes

[Urban Amish @ChuckPalanski]

I just told an African Canadian to "Enjoy Your Freedom" in a harmless yet still very offensive manner. #ImTheWorst

[Urban Amish @ChuckPalanski]

I think I have told more people where the pisser is than actual drinks made. #mondays #serverlife #barlife

[Urban Amish @ChuckPalanski]

The level of irony that the woman in socks and sandals reading a "fashion" magazine is achieving is truly astounding. #ttcpeople #indecember

[Urban Amish @ChuckPalanski]

4:15, we can all rest easy.

[Urban Amish @ChuckPalanski]

But seriously did anyone clock that? #MINvsDET

[theScore @theScore]

!!!!! #OurMoment

[blogTO @blogTO]

You know what time it is, #Toronto... #OurMoment

[Urban Amish @ChuckPalanski]

@chefericwood I'm seating in my living room watching and sweating that bad.

[Dirk Hayhurst @TheGarfoose]

Have some respect, Toronto fans! Beer purchased at stadium prices is too expensive to waste.

[g r u m p i t o @grumplovesyou]

$100 says that guy was a 905er

[Danko Jones @dankojones]

I'm for the Blue Jays 100% but whoever threw that bottle onto the field just now brought shame to Toronto. Lame as hell.

[Urban Amish @ChuckPalanski]

A sure fire way to make an entire fan base look bad. Well done, jackass. Hope you get a lifetime ban. #disgraceful #TORvsBAL

[Urban Amish @ChuckPalanski]

@OPP_GTATraffic we are stuck behind this. Any update? Or exit strategy?

[Urban Amish @ChuckPalanski]

@680NEWStraffic yep stuck here with an ever increasingly cranky baby. Lots of fun. Update?