Chulainn

23 he/him
I'm your big brother, I give motivational speeches, and I threaten your enemies

[Chulainn @ChulainnRS]

@_White___Noise_ What about Blake?

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Like, I can't even start to process the enormity of creating long term power storage, built internally into devices smaller and thinner than a notebook, paired with having wireless access to the entirety of all the knowledge the human race has ever had

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I like how people talk about how in the 1950s, we though flying cars would be here by now, according to Science fiction, and they say it mockingly. I think people deeply understate that they thought cameras would stay that size and wires would provide everything

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Tootsie Rolls but they're shaped like toes because they're tootsies

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Cev gets my thoughts every other moment of my life, so the boys get this W

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You would think that when I'm sleeping away from Cev I would think about them exclusively, but tbh it's all about the BOYS

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@pinterest_bored My great grandpa apperently hated that there were so many people in our area with out last name, so he changed one letter. Not gonna give it, but it's like going from John Peter's to John Pater

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@lovesongmisery Growing up in the boonies, I did this all the time! I wasn't a big fan of gigging like the guy in the picture does tho. I prefer to grab 'em with my hands and throw them in a sack for later

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So much anger

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@_White___Noise_ We gotta go to my home town soon so you can hear the cicadas and the frogs at sunset

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@_White___Noise_ THEYRE LOVELY LITTLE GUYS DONT BULLY THEM

[Chulainn @ChulainnRS]

Yoyo and Dnd Dice companies: Oh, sweetie, thanks for supporting us! We sent you a sticker, and don't forget about our Christmas mystery box! (it has $500 of goods for $25)

Cookware companies: Here's a 12 in carbon steel pan. It costs $200, and I better not see your face again.

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Imagine if God were a YouTuber and was just like:

"Hey guys, welcome to the O. G. G. O. D. channel! Today, I installed the Oops! All Geese Mod, and turned every bird's sounds into a honk! Don't forget to like and sub, and let's get started!"

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I was born at the perfect time to think to myself "don't kinkshame me" while googling if I can buy just the bread at subway

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@_White___Noise_ I think you and I both know the answer to that question.

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I recently found a neat way to get more done in the day! I just had to shift around some priorities!

.5 hours - work prep
8.5 hours - work
2 hours commute
1 hour - dinner
8 hours - whatever I want
4 hours - "sleep"

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Ok wtf this movie is great. The twist! It's already in my top 10 movies of all time

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I've never seen Fight Club, and I'm now 10 minutes in, and this shit's great ngl. No wonder it's considered a classic

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Ok I swear to God this feels like the start to 50 shades of Grey in the beginning