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[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

This guy got so annoyed with spam callers that he wrote a script that endlessly calls them back and plays Rick Astley’s “Never Gonna Give You Up” on repeat until they finally block his number.

[Joe G @EastEndJoe]

OMG! I’m dying laughing!!!🤣

[Sama Hoole @SamaHoole]

Activist: "Drinking milk is for baby cows, not humans."
Farmer: "Humans have been drinking it for 10,000 years."
Activist: "We're the only species that drinks another species' milk."
Farmer: "We're also the only species that cooks food, wears clothes, and writes books. Should we pack those in too?"
Activist: "It's unnatural."
Farmer: "So are antibiotics. Refusing those next time you get pneumonia?"
Activist: "That's different."
Farmer: "How? Both are things humans do that other animals don't."
Activist: "Milk is meant for calves."
Farmer: "Wheat is meant to reproduce the wheat plant. And yet here you are eating bread."
Activist: "Most humans are lactose intolerant."
Farmer: "Most humans of European descent aren't. We evolved the trait. That's how evolution works."
Activist: "It's still weird."
Farmer: "Weirder than flying across continents in a metal tube? Weirder than arguing with a stranger on a phone you didn't build, charged by electricity you can't generate, about food produced by a farmer you've never met?"

[Mike Netter @nettermike]

"It's not the police who need to be retrained, it's the public. We have grown into a mouthy, mobile phone wielding, vulgar, uncivil society with no personal responsibility and the attitude of 'it's the other person's fault, you owe me'. A society where children grow up with no boundaries or knowledge or concern for civil society and personal responsibility.

When an officer says "Put your hands up," then put your hands up! Don't reach for something in your pocket, your lap, your seat. There's plenty of reason for a police officer to feel threatened, there have been multiple assaults and ambushes on police officers lately. Comply with requests from the officer, have your day in court. Don't mouth off, or fight, or refuse to comply... that escalates the situation.

Police officers are our sons and daughters, fathers and mothers, brothers and sisters. They're black, white, brown, all colors, all ethnicities, all faiths, male and female, they are us. They see the worst side of humanity... the raped children, the bloody mangled bodies of traffic victims, the bruised and battered victims of domestic violence, homicide victims, body parts... day after day.

They work holidays while we have festive meals with our families. They miss school events with their kids, birthdays, anniversaries, all those special occasions that we take for granted. They work in all types of weather, under dangerous conditions, for relatively low pay.

They have extensive training, but they are human. When there are numerous attacks on them, they become hyper vigilant for a reason, they have become targets. When a police officer encounters any person... any person, whether at a traffic stop, a street confrontation, an arrest, whatever... that situation has the potential to become life threatening. You, Mr & Mrs/Miss Civilian, also have the responsibility of keeping the situation from getting out of control.

Many law enforcement officers are Veterans. They've been in service to this nation most of their lives, whether on the battlefield or protecting us here at home. They are the only thing that stands between us and anarchy in the streets.

If you want to protect your child, teach them respect."

~ Sheriff David Clarke

[Corey A. DeAngelis, school choice evangelist @DeAngelisCorey]

Public school teacher CALLS OUT other teachers who plan to walk out and protest. She tells them to RESIGN.

"You are ruining the profession of teaching. RESIGN."

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Literally every guy in this photo is a Hall of Famer, they never heard the word “flop” in their lives, and they’re all ready to fucking fight each other. Don’t tell me basketball is better now.

[Greg Abbott @GregAbbott_TX]

It’s about time students like this were arrested. Harming someone is a crime -- even for students.

Disruptive walkouts allowed by schools lead to just this kind of chaos.

Schools and staff who allow this behavior should be treated as co-conspirators and should not be immune for criminal behavior.

We are also looking into stripping the funding of schools that abandon their duty to teach our kids the curriculum required by law.

More to come.

https://t.co/MFPs7IKlkx

[John Kennedy @SenJohnKennedy]

The Karen wing of the Democratic Party doesn’t want to “reform” ICE. They want to abolish ICE.

We went through this in 2020 with the Defund the Police “reforms.”

If you hate cops just because they’re cops, the next time you get in trouble, call a crackhead.

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Midwesterners when a southerner complains about the cold

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

'Shit, This Motherfucker Is Making Everything' - Everyone On Illinois Knew That Keaton Wagler Was About To Have The Best Game In College Hoops This Year https://t.co/AxP47S91kF

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

🚨 HOLY CRAP. JD VANCE IS LIVID!

"Everybody repeating the lie this is some innocent woman out for a drive in MN - YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES. EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU."

"What that headline leaves out is the fact that that very ICE officer nearly had his life ENDED, DRAGGED by a car six months ago, 33 stitches in his leg, so you THINK maybe he's a little bit SENSTIVE about somebody ramming him with an automobile?!"

"What that headline leaves out is that that woman was there to interfere with a legitimate law enforcement operation in the United States of America."

"What that headline leaves out is that that woman is part of a broader left-wing network to attack, to dox, to assault, and to make it impossible for our ICE officers to do their job."

"If the media wants to tell the truth, they ought to tell the truth that a group of left-wing radicals have been working tirelessly, sometimes using domestic terror techniques, to try to make it impossible for the president of the United States to do what the American people elected him to do, which is enforce our immigration laws."

"You people in the media have been LYING ABOUT THIS ATTACK. She was trying to RAM THIS GUY with her car! He shot back. He's already been seriously wounded before!"

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[Tom Fornelli @TomFornelli]

Can't think of a more fitting way for Luke Altmyer's Illini career to end than another game-winning drive in the fourth quarter. 🫡

[Robert Rosenthal @ALionEye]

Last night’s SOC:

[Chunder @Chunder8]

@CodyBrownBets 169

[Tristan Thomas @TristanThomasTV]

#Illini Brad Underwood discussing Keaton Wagler's talent:

"We knew what we were getting, I don't give two sh*ts what the outside world thinks."

"I'll get in trouble by my wife for saying a cuss word."

"I'm probably not the easiest guy in the world to play for, but he's just handled it like a champion."

Question: @DougBucshon

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

“What’s your favorite Christmas movie about?”

“A guy kills a bunch of German terrorists.”

“That’s a Christmas movie?”

“Yes.”

👉 https://t.co/lf5Gh1SVXU

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

What if Bobby Knight made a golf tutorial about how to play out of sand traps and we got to see the outtakes? Well, he did and we can. And it’s pretty much exactly what you’d expect. Which means you should definitely watch this.

[Tom Fornelli @TomFornelli]

Ladies and Gentlemen, it is time for your Illini Minute (and 40 seconds).

[Tom Fornelli @TomFornelli]

I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.