Tubby Lumpkins

Last person to know, first person to get blamed. Everything is my fault. Venmo/Cashapp some charity. I officially give the fuck up. Fuck this planet.

[Tubby Lumpkins @ChunkNChernoff]

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@FreddyLA7 C'mon back to Atlanta. We've got LOADS more to do than eat at Waffle House!

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@hotscots_app "Dad wouldn't let me make chocolate syrup, Lucky Charms, and whipped cream waffles in the hotel waffle iron. 1 * out of 5."

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@hotscots_app But, did you make them post on Hots & Cots?!?

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@Ludakit I was still working in downtown in 2004 when LSU came to town, when there was a convenience store next to what was the BoA parking lot where we tailgated (RIP, because MOAR CONDOS!!!). LSU fans NEARLY broke the bars in Athens.

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@FreddyLA7 @astros Make sure to eat something both deep fried and terrible for you!

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@FootyScran @MBStadium I mentioned this a couple of years ago when I started following @FootyScran. Welcome to Atlanta, and yes, these are the normal prices year round for events.

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@JeremyClarkson Time to get Lamborghini back into F1! Also, can you race a tractor on an F1 circuit?

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@FreddyLA7 While in New Orleans, get a Po' Boy from either/or/both of Verti Marte or Parkway Bakery. Thank me later.

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@steakshapiro Cubano at Cali N' Tito's. OR whatever looks good at Kelly's Jamaican Jerk.

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@DawgStats @Tinder Hookr? I'll show myself out.

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@hotscots_app No, that sounds about right for something that is likely packed CHOCK FULL of sodium to preserve these things for shelf life. Also, bacon and sausage gravy aren't exactly low sodium.

[Tubby Lumpkins @ChunkNChernoff]

@hotscots_app @infantrydort Who needs barracks when we're just going to house errybody in the Middle East for the next three to five generations?

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@Delta get thee onto the non-shit platform, and fly the GOLD MEDAL WINNING USWNT to Las Vegas to hang with Flavor Flav to celebrate their GOLD MEDAL TRIUMPH!!!

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@dpshow @PaulPabst @HiMyNameIsSeton @PrinceMarv13 If you cats can't get DP to fund a dinner at 'The House of Prime Rib' (guess what their signature dish is...), while you're in San Francisco, you guys should riot. Jussayin...

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@ChefReactions C'mon over to the other, BETTER app.

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@VP Hey JD, would it have been a 'Freudian slip' if you had said 'Mayor of Mumbai' instead of Mogadishu? Yeah, I thought not, you race-baiting shitheel.

[Tubby Lumpkins @ChunkNChernoff]

@Sec_Noem You're probably awfully familiar with 'hiding the salami', yes? “Hiding your friends as subcontractors is like playing hide the salami with the taxpayer,” Tiefer added. https://t.co/lgiO5pqv6W But, transparency, and such.

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@Sec_Noem dis you? https://t.co/lgiO5pqv6W
I'd hate to be that person who got 'free' money from government contracts, but then, I have morals.

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@riotgames Want to do something about the influx of surrender-bots going in unranked games right now? Or do we just 'deal with it'?