Dave Bland

Love my wife, sons, nufc and jujitsu (in that order of course especially as she may read this)

[Dave Bland @chunkyD31]

@mrjakehumphrey Its getting you prepared to be bored seeing 2 past their prime fighters going through the motions for a big pay day

[Dave Bland @chunkyD31]

@EllisGenge Hes got some chin!

[Dave Bland @chunkyD31]

The liverpool fans dont seem to be as keen on soft penalties being awarded this week 🤣🤣

[Dave Bland @chunkyD31]

@tflawsy1892 How he didnt see that shirt pull on elanga is embarrassing.

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

Nico is unveiled in front of a sold-out crowd at St. James' Park 🙌🇪🇸

[Dave Bland @chunkyD31]

@FootballInT80s I might as well come last in another league 😂

[Dave Bland @chunkyD31]

@Im_RobM @stevewraith We havent played our full team together yet in preseason as we have had 4 games in a week. Its not going to be instantly perfect when the manager is changing things. We need to take a reality check and give it a little time

[Dave Bland @chunkyD31]

@NUFC @premierleague Id rather be seeing posts about replacing players we’ve lost and strengthening the paper thin squad

[Dave Bland @chunkyD31]

@TaylorandPayne I just looked at it without the glasses in the hope it would stop me seeing the footy 🤣🤣

[Dave Bland @chunkyD31]

@NUFC Never a pen, shocking decision

[Dave Bland @chunkyD31]

@ToonPolls Why am i getting ,who voted for yellow vibes from this. That might be just cos im old @aufwiedpet

[Dave Bland @chunkyD31]

@carryontitterin Thats a tough one but it has to be sid

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

We’re delighted to announce the appointment of Matthias Jaissle as Newcastle United head coach. ✍️

Welcome to the club, Matthias! 🖤🤍

[Dave Bland @chunkyD31]

@geordiejosh Never, otherwise there is no point in watching

[Dave Bland @chunkyD31]

@TomTalksToon I wouldnt mind if the signing videos they put out were good and took ages to put together, butbthey cant even manage that

[Dave Bland @chunkyD31]

@talkSPORT Shearer. People forget that he played in a poor Newcastle team and still banged in goals for fun.

[Dave Bland @chunkyD31]

@Chris_Dixon_83 Aye hes on a hiding to nothing this year.

[Dave Bland @chunkyD31]

@ToonPolls Its good to see we have altered the tactics that worked so well last season 🤣

[Dave Bland @chunkyD31]

@carryontitterin 2 heavyweights in the first round! Connor sneaks it for me though