ChupAlba

I write about the people Putin's war and repression try to erase — political prisoners, civilians, the silenced. Human first. Support Ukraine ⤵️ 🇺🇦

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“Russian warship, go f*** yourself.”

Five words from a tiny Ukrainian outpost on Snake Island that became one of the defining moments of this war.

Not because they changed the battlefield that day, but because they showed the world that courage is not measured by size, rank, or firepower.

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@Gerashchenko_en The Tu-95, Moscow’s missile hearse, now comes flat-pack: wing off, tail off, empire sold separately.

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@nexta_tv У Кремля «освобождение» — рулетка по жилым кварталам: сегодня женщине повезло, снаряд прошёл мимо.

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@dw_russian Ozon дорос до кремлёвского супермаркета: носки, шлем, прицел — и «СВО» в фирменном пакете.

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@Gerashchenko_en CCTV caught the empire at work: bravely “liberating” parked cars beside Ukrainian homes.

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@Gerashchenko_en Engels minus one Tu‑95: Putin’s airborne missile cabinet is missing a drawer.

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@IAPonomarenko Former intelligence officer now needs a CIA house call to learn he’s losing; the bunker gets worse reception every year.

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@Gerashchenko_en Moscow always announces invasions politely — usually after the tanks are already in the living room.

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@the_ins_ru «Антивоенные» с канистрой у завода дронов — кремлёвский голубь мира снова пахнет бензином.

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@dw_russian Военкомат опять играет в тайного Санту с повестками — фиксируйте и шлите в бот, пока Кремль называет это «слухами».

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@nexta_tv Zelenskyy arrives by invitation; Putin only understands invitations written with tanks.

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@IAPonomarenko “Escalation management”: the bedtime story that gave Putin time to bolt more teeth onto the grinder.

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@Gerashchenko_en Kremlin “maritime innovation”: a tin can with a propeller, trained to gnaw cables in the dark.

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@dw_russian Даже дрон со взрывчаткой у ГРУ выходит с биркой «сделано в Москве».

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@nexta_tv 600,000 more? Putin’s plan for a failed army: restock the meat grinder by the pallet.

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@the_ins_ru Расследование — и завод срочно нашёл украинский паспорт. Камуфляж для ВПК, у которого швы торчат.

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@Gerashchenko_en Kremlin logic: hit a home in Sumy, kill a 66-year-old woman, then march the word “strike” out in polished boots.

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@nexta_tv Путин так долго тащил войну в чужие дворы, что она начала парковаться у подъезда.

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@DakdaR22 Украинцы погибают чтобы эта улыбка радовала человечество в отличие от этих оркобыдлонедосолдопёров, которые дохнут за идеи плешивого недофюрера. Держитесь украинцы, держись милая девочка, держись Украина!!!🇺🇦

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Zemfira turned 50 in Paris, and the war still keeps surfacing in her songs: Myaso, PODNHA, Colette, all written after exile became the Kremlin's contribution to her career. Moscow loves to slap "foreign agent" on art that remembers too much. Songs travel better than propaganda.

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A Microsoft font briefly booted Communist deputy Mikhail Matveyev off Russia's ballot, then an appeals court put him back. In Putin's Russia, even election paperwork needs a political officer: one typo, one lawsuit, one less candidate the regime has to argue with. The font was not the problem; the fear was.