Thinking about that time a man messaged me asking to hookup but keep it discreet so his wife didn’t find out and I said “you better pray she ain’t on Facebook because I’m finding her rn and sending this screenshot” and he said “ooooh off to save the world are ya?” LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO
Im gonna get me some of that homophobic chicken today bc my friend gave me some lunch moneys
I dont ever get the homophobic chicken but dammit bitch they got good lemonade nd im havin a bad day nd want some fuckin good lemonade