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The meek shall inherit the earth. Well, they don't come more meek than me.

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I'm never getting this Easter egg dye off of my skin. Makes me wanna hide the eggs in an anthill. #takethatpreschoolministry

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Sitting at the big desk, blasting ACDC. It's good when the boss is gone.

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Music Director convinced Pastor to wear skinny jeans today. I am never going to be able to wash the horror out of my mind.

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They made me get my own "Welcome Back from Surgery" cake. And fill out the purchase order. At least the church paid for it.

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Think I saw Music Pastor shed a little tear when I had to throw away the soy milk and the white chocolate creamer today. #poweroutageprobz

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Locked in the church during a tornado. Brings out the prayer life in the strongest atheist. #staysafe

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Quietly drinking coffee. It feels...too quiet. Suddenly remember the very important meeting that started 15 minutes ago.

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Found out the assistants can be really mean when you try to sit with them uninvited at lunch.

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Pastor dropped his keys down the drain. Well, I know what the sewers look like now.

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Is it bad that all I wanna do when I email these church volunteers is make fun of their email addresses?

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Was told to bring snacks to the staff meeting but all I could find were old Poptarts. If I break them up, could they pass as a dessert tray?

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Tried to slide an addendum to the budget past Executive Pastor to let us bring a Starbucks barista on staff.

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It's so cold one of the senior ladies just used a seat cover as a blanket. #greatchill2013

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Somehow I'm being blamed for the sanctuary being too cold. Don't you see me wearing two scarves and a jacket?

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@SnarkyKidPastor How else would your copies get made? #doyouevenwork

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Apparently the production team doesn't like being called the nerds of the church.

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Got locked in the secret closet at church after losing Pastor's suit on the way back from the dry cleaner's. I may never recover.

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I accidentally fell asleep in the library and now I'm afraid to leave. What kind of work will they have lined up for me now?

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Other people are up till midnight writing papers. I'm up till midnight organizing Sunday school curriculum.

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Pastor keeps using slang in his sermon. Not sure he knows what it means. The youth keep laughing, and the seniors look uncomfortable.