Cian Beatty

780 capo

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getting tattoos of moles and then going to the doctor

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good comedy show alert: march 21 at @campiobrewing featuring headliner @jarrettcampbell

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@wifeyxg Yes! My current shows are up on https://t.co/050Hhk8Uy0 with more updates coming very soon. Anywhere in particular I should perform?

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I only hit my friends vapes and now im addicted to hanging out with them

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@Grindstoneyeg

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all the candy in mario kart looks like shit

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my love language is financial literacy

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I wonder if anyone will ever make a song better than Trap Queen

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how do you get into football? seems like too many episodes to catch up on

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im socially conservative but fiscally liberal

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I am the sum of all the podcasts I listen to

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cant wait for stand up to come back so I can see hows everyone doing tonight

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my love language is staff meetings

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what about toastoevsky and he only writes about toast

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if anyone knows some sort of way I could become my own boss dm me

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anti-lockdown people didnt believe in mental illness a year ago so at least thats a win I guess

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heaven smells like crocs

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when are they coming out with a new apple?

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my life is like the first half of scarface, where hes being successful

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Every man who wears a leather jacket smells the same