Ciara Knight

Comedy writer and performer. Patiently waiting for Mambo Number 6.

[Ciara Knight @Ciara_Knight]

The postman told me he's off to Spain tomorrow so I asked was he going to Parcelona and he ignored what I believe to be my best joke of 2014

[Ciara Knight @Ciara_Knight]

Prefer the Aldi version: Pseudocrem

[RTÉ Archives @RTEArchives]

WATCH: Sudocrem production to cease in Baldoyle and move to Bulgaria RTÉ News reports #OnThisDay in 2021
https://t.co/7ldYDcYoWi

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Yeah but if someone stole 12 tons of Wispa we'd barely hear about it

[CBS News @CBSNews]

A massive 12-ton shipment of Nestle's crunch KitKat bars was stolen in a chocolaty heist that risks causing a shortage in stores right before Easter. https://t.co/lY76zzhwIe

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God left us a long time ago and He’s never coming back

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Got to write jokes for the #IFTAs

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Why’s the pick n mix kinda giving Saddam Hussein’s hiding place

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Her range is incredible

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Peppa Pig’s little brother George has been diagnosed as moderately deaf.

[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

HOW MUCH

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Lost my purity ring. Absolutely devastated. If anyone sees it please get in touch

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I would’ve used my meeting with #TheTraitors to ask if they think the Tesco Clubcard prices system is fair bcos it’s a racket and we really need the numbers to topple it

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Someone from Cork telling you they’ve had a busy day

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Cardi B’s full name is

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Christmas Day best dinner of the year 😍

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Well I thought it was funny

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They should do a Calculator App Wrapped where it shows you the dumbest calculations you did this year. Real moron stuff like 20% off 20, or 1x8, or 6+9

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11 years since I made a fool of myself

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The postman told me he's off to Spain tomorrow so I asked was he going to Parcelona and he ignored what I believe to be my best joke of 2014

[Ciara Knight @Ciara_Knight]

Fuck he's good

[celebitchy @celebitchy]

Jennifer Aniston went Instagram-official with her hypnotist boyfriend Jim Curtis https://t.co/T7J21arhUT

[Ciara Knight @Ciara_Knight]

Eleven. He’s not even a real DJ.