I have to go to work and work for less than €200 a week putting my life and family’s life at risk and there’s people that are getting €350 off the government that don’t even get that much when they work usually LOAD OF SHITE in my opinion
Idea for a romcom. Two people hook up on a night out. Wake up and have to self isolate for two weeks in one of their flats because of COVID-19. Working title: Just the two of (vir)us.
How did I used to be an estate agent? This couple were so excited to move in to their first ever house. They told me to go meet them at their new house with the keys. They weren’t there so I posted them through the letter box. Then they couldnt move in cus they had no keys lool
My Uber profile says I’m deaf so when I get into Uber’s I usually just sign hello to them and don’t speak anymore but this Uber driver just called someone and said “this deaf bitch just got in so I can talk for a minute” lmfaooooo
“I thought he’d changed his mind because Ellie Bellie wasn’t on the bed”
“He’s been holding her the whole time” oh my gosh this is too much I’m crying 😭😭😭😭😭😭 #LoveIsland