Gentlemen Notes

A gentleman will mess up your hair, not your head.

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'Teacher: Do you behave like this at home?! Me: Yes, actually.

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Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says "If an emergency, notify:" I put "DOCTOR". What's my mother going to do?

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Everyone deserves a person that can make their heart forget that it was ever broken.

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did chris sims call in sick or something

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You + Me + Traveling around the world = Perfect life.

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breaking news chris sims quits comics alliance to become barber at supercuts

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Never let a girl go to bed mad or sad.

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lois remember when keith olbermann said i was not good at being a superhero and then i saved that kid at niagara falls two days later

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The best relationships are the ones you never saw coming.

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is there more to life than paninis

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lois i think my phone is about to die so i put it in a black polybag

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Just because I smile doesn't mean I'm happy.

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Stop bullshitting and tell me how you really fucking feel..

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breaking news grant morrison announces new invisibles halloween special about pumpkins that turn people into jack o'lanterns

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Tricks to Help Build Muscle - https://t.co/MxwNHihqFl

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Life Hacks Every Girls Should Know - https://t.co/9bR3psL85C

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lois you better watch your back bad things come in threes first brian williams then jon stewart who's next

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breaking news roman reigns dies and comes back as four people in attempt to get wrestling fans to like at least one of him

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lois

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i had three apple pies for breakfast lois