Cicely Sponge

Former flamenco dancer, enjoy the occasional pint of stout, pickled eggs and a good old fashioned arm wrestle. Quite like sea fishing. From Polegate. Author.

[Cicely Sponge @CicelySponge]

@camelfinance Agreed Camel. Also, why does Lyn Alden usually appear on podcasts with pictures of butterflies behind her…🤔🦋…

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@davidicke It’s just another way (the use of art) ‘they’ try to control our perception David. It’s a ‘simulation’ if you believe it’s a simulation. Once you see beyond it (and I mean both physically and metaphysically) it [the simulation] doesn’t exist.

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@camelfinance Brilliant 🤩 Was only thinking the other day this would be good 🕺👽🍻

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@davidicke The ‘image’ of god in which we’re created is our soul David, not our body which is simply a vessel. Religions generally misunderstand this. Our existence here in this form is not a ‘trap’. The ‘simulation’ is simply ‘maya’. By increasing our consciousness the illusion ends.

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Update from Cicely:

Cicely understands that it is important to “stay visible.”

She is not entirely sure to whom.

She has therefore remained where she is,
but slightly more deliberately.

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Update from Cicely:

Cicely is aware that some time has passed.

She had intended to use it productively,
but instead appears to have mislaid it.

She is currently checking under things.

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Update from Cicely:

Cicely has been told it is important to “build momentum.”

She is not entirely sure what this involves,
but suspects it may require a slope.

She is currently looking for one.

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Update from Cicely:

Cicely was advised to “keep an open mind.”

She has done so.
It has made it much harder to remember where she left things.

She is considering closing it again.

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Update from Cicely:

Cicely has received word from Nigel Rees.

He has placed her within “the great Burkiss Way tradition.”

Cicely understands this to be a lineage.

She is not entirely sure how one behaves within a lineage, but is keen to do so correctly.

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Update from Cicely:

Responses continue to arrive.

Some handwritten.
Some typed.
All considered.

Cicely understands that her correspondence is being read in a variety of settings.

Including, but not limited to, offices.

She is adjusting accordingly.

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Update from Cicely:

Cicely has now received a letter from Royal Mail.

They have apologised for her recent travels around Consett.

Whilst she accepts their apology, she can’t help feeling that a week “bouncing up and down Delves Lane” has done her the world of good.

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Someone suggested Cicely put her ducks in a row.

She didn’t have any ducks, so she bought some.

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Some people think “hope springs eternal.”

Cicely has experienced a fortnight’s family caravanning holiday in Skegness.

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Update:

Cicely is aware that recent developments have been encouraging.

She is considering what to do next.

[TheFizzOfficial @TheFizzCMJ]

❤️💙💛💚

This time next week, as we speak, you could be having breakfast with 'The Fizz' in Blackpool!!!

Last few places available - this is a trial event for the North - so if enough interest, there will be more...!!!!!

Book Now:
https://t.co/UgObBAmT1w

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Update:
Cicely has now been read by David Walliams.
He described the book as “hilarious” and “very silly and playful.”
Cicely is taking this seriously.

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Update:
Cicely has now been received by Wetherspoon.
The matter may have been referred to their PR team.
Cicely is aware that this could lead to further developments.

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Update:
Cicely has now been received by Wetherspoon.
This may involve their PR team.
She has also received a handwritten note which she found encouraging.

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Update:
Cicely is now aware that she exists in multiple parts of the country.
This includes Consett.
She is adjusting to this.

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Dear @OfficialMelB,
Cicely understands that a book may now be in your possession.
She would not wish to rush you,
but is quietly interested in your thoughts.
Regards,
Cicely