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i am BABEY ! namé CRÍCKET ! #catsoftwitter

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folkss,,, iam “Crickétte StarWars McIntosh” butte my momma calls me cicket ! iam NINE moths olde and iam LÄRGE & SASSY !

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the bāby is no lòng-urr a babƴ

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i suppöse thîs īs nice.........

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(side note, yall-- i have a lot on my plate always with work & grad school & my son, and well-- i am incredibly violently overwhelmed with this situation! if yall have ideas as to the eradication of the accurs'd ringworm, i am ALL EARS, please please please🥺)

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mý human brøthurr broùght home the ITCH PLAGŪE, gæve it to evurry-bødy, and my kiťten brothůrr maul'd my momther ovēr havìng to tąke an BÃTH añd go into QUÃRANTINE. hìmb is soooooo īm-matúre. (i will certaīnly dø the same thîng)

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(i realize placing two cats who have barely adjusted to each other in the same room is a bad idea! however, i have two rooms with a bleachable floor in them and only one of them has a door, so well-- here we are!)

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@wrldclassx (i fear you have tagged the wrong account-- this is an account being run specifically to talk about my very normal housecat in america, lol)

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(the boy LOVES his kitten! cricket is adjusting surprisingly well, as its only been about 36 hours since they met, but she is certainly taking longer than the boy did, lol)

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What The Héll Is Thât Thīng

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(yall, meet Catnap! my son, who is now FOUR ENTIRE YEARS OLD, has been begging for a kitten, and well-- my coworker had a kitten who needed a home, so here we are :) had a living room sleepover last night to supervise the interactions, hence the blanket and plushies on the floor)

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(anyways hi folks sorry we've been gone its been a wild year and a half, i divorced crickets dad, moved, got a job, etc. but now me and her have an apartment and hopefully updates on her life will resume as i remember that her account exists!)

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(my boy only lives with us part-time at the moment so she gets plenty of time to go un-harassed but she does miss him when he's with his daddy so she puts up with a lot when he's home bc she does love him-- like i said, shes very sassy on here but she's really a sweet gal)

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løve my brø-thúrr but gøod LORD bøy iâm not an ACCESSŌRY

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(i am aware of her cues and if she does a little warning "reow." i snatch her away and put her on her tall desk so she can get a breather, and she always has parts of the house that he cannot access so that she dont get overwhelmed)

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iám alīve cuz my dâds work crüe føwnd me out-síde (síck new-borne w/ nø catmom) and retriev’d me adn calł’d my mømmy

shé took me to my rescūe mom whø nurs’d me 2 heâlth all summer :’) i am lïve bc several péople díd right thing lïke this toole hélps u do !!

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néw howsē..... furr ME? fùrr CRĪCK-ETTË?

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íam was lock’d øut of mīne own accoünt as mine mõmther FURGOTT my PASS-WØRD, líke a FOOLE, but rest asshúr’d, iam now BÂCK, BABY

ft mè attack-ing the wâll adn ceīl-ing

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ack-túlly mīne brøthurr is awâke adn low’d and scary so iâm would līke to go bâck to the liv’ng room nøw