löded diper stan account

if u ever see me make an original tweet just know I’m unwell

[tay ! @homosexualitay]

lead tampon in me while i eat my listeria meat & cyclospora riddle veggies and wash it all down with microplastic water. afterwards, i inhale wildfire smoke and listen to the serene sounds of the data center built across the street. there’s a flock cam too recording it all

[g. @GeauxGabrielle]

Yeah. Im gonna try my best to stop DoorDashing this year.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

stages of christmas shopping:

1. there's plenty of time.
2. oh no.

[Hasan Kwame Jeffries @ProfJeffries]

Just so I’m clear, South American migrants brought their cattle with them as they climbed over and under the border the wall, took all of our jobs, stole our health care, used our snap benefits, and bought every available home.

[VANTA @VANTACUTS]

I can’t believe I’ve lived long enough to watch the full reproductive cycle of an iPod nano

[bigsock @biggersocks]

how daylight savings feels

[charlie @chunkbardey]

it’s so amazing when you’re handwriting and you get to a word with two t’s and you get to do one big line across for both of them. life can be amazing occasionally though also still very painful

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

i think the problem is nobody's had a 2am walmart trip in over 4 years

[ٰ @daergp]

I’ve been telling myself to lock in for 15 consecutive weeks

[helen @helen]

let’s be real the best invention of the last five years is not chatgpt. it’s nerds gummy clusters

[GRⱯCE ♤ @graevanity]

SEEING THE WORLD FINALLY WAKE UP TO HER MEDIOCRITY

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

The concept of ignoring everything wrong with me