The Dodgers just acquired arguably the best pitcher in baseball for prospects they acquired in deals where they sent away Michael Busch…. and Matt Beaty
If you think they acquired Tarik Skubal because they have money shut the hell up
I hope you’re sitting down for this.
The shooter at the In-N-Out Burger in Twin Falls, Idaho that killed 3 people and injured 2 people is a Republican, white male.
I’m as shocked as you are.
If you want anyone to blame for the Dodgers going out and getting every superstar player, blame the 2017 Astros for the trash can they used to win the World Series
Breaking: The Los Angeles Dodgers are acquiring Tarik Skubal for outfielder Zyhir Hope, right-hander River Ryan and right-hander Brady Smith, sources tell @JeffPassan.
MAGA IN 2020:
"It's just the flu. It's another Democratic hoax."
MAGA IN 2026:
"Fauci lied, people died. He should be in prison for killing millions."
And THAT is why MAGA are the dumbest motherfuckers on this planet.
ICE grabbed a roofer in Missouri with no warrant. His wife self-deported so her kids wouldn’t lose both parents. Both found bound and shot in a cane field. Their 14-month-old was crying next to her mother’s body, dehydrated. Not a side effect. The point. Enough of this bullshit.
If you heard that someone poured scalding hot water on his wife, put a gun to her head, and broke his two year-old daughter's collarbone, you'd think the person would be in prison, but you were wrong. That is Rep. Max Miller who has full support of House Republican leadership!
To confirm:
Tim Walz passed a bill in MN banning services that use AI to generate nude images of minors.
Elon Musk, through xAI, is suing to block this bill.
When we call MAGA pedophile protectors, this is what we are talking about.