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[Cilantro Cody @CilantroCody]

Rare Cody tweet just to say that the Trump indictment has me like this

[Cilantro Cody @CilantroCody]

6 unelected gods with infinite power have now decided there are no more rights. No repercussions for them. No consequences for their actions. No way for us to hold them accountable. They will all continue fucking us into the ground until they peacefully die surrounded by family.

[Cilantro Cody @CilantroCody]

Well, democracy isn’t dead yet, but its’s certainly on its last legs. Register to vote, show up on November 3 (Or early vote), and vote out all the traitors. If he’s gonna cheat to win, we can still lame duck his second term by winning a majority in Congress.

[Cilantro Cody @CilantroCody]

Sometimes I lay in bed at night and think about how King Xerxes of Persia ordered his soldiers to whip the literal sea 300 times in the year 483 BCE.

[Cilantro Cody @CilantroCody]

Explosions huh?

[Cilantro Cody @CilantroCody]

@assblastr42069 Have you ever seen a penguin or an ostrich fly? What’s next, platypuses being mammals?

[Cilantro Cody @CilantroCody]

This is a mysterious tweet. So mysterious. What could it mean?

[Cilantro Cody @CilantroCody]

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[Cilantro Cody @CilantroCody]

The way humans interpret colors is by the eyes receiving wavelengths of light that certain molecules do not absorb. This means every object in existence that has a color tried to spite you by reflecting the color back that it thinks is the worst. In short, mirrors are assholes.

[Cilantro Cody @CilantroCody]

You ever stop and think about why Spongebob, a show created by a marine biologist for children, would have an octopus character named Squidward?

[Cilantro Cody @CilantroCody]

Wait Tucker Carlson is sexist?

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@kevinfonteheaux Finally

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@kevinfonteheaux I’m glad you are finally owning up to the fact that you were a mistake.

[Cilantro Cody @CilantroCody]

Actual photograph taken from Trump's White House dinner with the Clemson Tigers.

[Cilantro Cody @CilantroCody]

I see he cooked some steamed hams.

[The White House 45 Archived @WhiteHouse45]

Earlier this evening, President @realDonaldTrump treated the Clemson Tigers football team to dinner in the State Dining Room! #ALLIN

[Archive: Congressman Tim Ryan @RepTimRyan]

I have some thoughts about this looming shutdown...

[Cilantro Cody @CilantroCody]

My grandma’s cat was offered turkey twice and he doesn’t give a DAMN. Cats are out here knowing that turkey is dry TRASH.

[Cilantro Cody @CilantroCody]

@kevinfonteheaux Nah Thanksgiving is actually my favorite out of all of them

[Cilantro Cody @CilantroCody]

Happy Thursday and that’s all you’re getting.

[Cilantro Cody @CilantroCody]

Six more years of Ted Cruz... Texas is actually the worst state.