Isabelle

booknerd, animal lover, daydreamer, complete mess, sensitive aggressive weirdo, licensed veterinary technician, Chief of Veterinary Nursing. Opinions my own.

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THIS. This is me. This is my life. #VetTechLife #VetTechWeek

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HOWEVER… three sets of Christmas lights: two dead, one only lights up 1/3 of the way 🤬

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And now the tree is decorated!

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Ta da! Mission accomplished! And the best part is, I didn’t even hurt myself this time!

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Marshall feels that I’ve got this, so he’s taking a nap

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Marshall is already bored though.

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More branches, more cock rings. We’re in the swing of it now.

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Marshall is supervising

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Looks like the cock ring works if you put it on after the branches

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OMG IM SUCH AN IDIOT. I figured it out 🤦🏻‍♀️

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The way the holes are set up, you can’t put 6 branches around the pole evenly!!! WTF?!?!?

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All I know is if I put the cock ring on first, I can’t put the branches on after. It leaves me with limp branches.

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Except now all I can think about is D standing for dick and the part is now and forever more: a cock ring

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The only problem is I don’t understand the point of the D part.

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Fuck the written instructions. I’m going IKEA style and following only the pictures. Wish me luck!

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The written part of the instruction completely leaves out that you’re supposed to put these doohickeys between each of the B rods!

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Also, the picture of rod B is misleading! The picture makes it look like the screwy part is way skinnier than the rod when in fact, it’s almost the same size! I was starting to think they’d sent me the wrong thing.

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Wait a second… there’s two steps 1 and 2! The first two are pictures and the second two are written out but they are different! This is confusing…

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Ok, first two steps done. Marshall approves of the work so far.

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How is it that I can place a 26g catheter in a dying, dehydrated kitten but I can’t screw two pieces of metal together without my hands fumbling everything and dropping the screw???

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I got ahead of myself and forgot to take a pic of all of the stuff! Well, here is is (minus the parts in my lap)