I really think a woman could make a fortune out of making dating profiles for men. You have 6 pictures, not all 6 pictures should you be wearing a hat, or better yet, a hat & sunglasses ! Come on !
What I don’t recommend after a 12 hour shift is getting into a car accident where your car is towed and you’re now left carless with a many a plans coming up 🙃
My coworker:
“Hey guys, what does everyone wanna bring for Memorial Day?”
Me: “I’ll bake cupcakes.”
Me now, WTF was my dumbass thinkin’ working 4 nights in a row & baking at the butt crack of dawn?
I journaled 7 pages. Straight diarrhea of the brain. It was cathartic, everything I needed, & helped me understand why I’ve been feeling this way. Why did I put the pen to the paper? Because my comforter was damp & needed more time drying. & had 3 glasses of wine, brain juice.
I used to think I wasn’t someone that needed the verification that their gate exists but this trip has given me confirmation, I need to see my gate before I feel at ease
I told someone I was turning 31 in a few days, their response was “Your eggs are getting old.” Well if that wasn’t the thing I needed as a 6AM pick me up on a Sunday, idk what will be 🙃