Peter Schaller

The Cindy Effect

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...Come to Café Cindy.

[Peter Schaller @CindyEffect]

I concur.

[Peter Schaller @CindyEffect]

Would like to take this moment to celebrate the career of "Untouchable" Eliot Ness. This R1b champion imposed the cold and resolute justice of his Norwegian ancestors against the J2-Med goblin Al Capone. America was founded by men such as Ness.

[Mysterious Semblance At The Strand Of Nightmares @BigGulpAmerikan]

exact sound Skall*s makes when he sees a cutie new follower

https://t.co/zhxOXpSUxH

[Peter Schaller @CindyEffect]

I wish every time I made eye contact the Current Affair sound happened.

[Peter Schaller @CindyEffect]

Time is a Nordic concept.

[Peter Schaller @CindyEffect]

Going out to purchase a few things from my local Indo-European/R1b/Steppe Warrior Supply Store.

[Peter Schaller @CindyEffect]

WE WUZ

[Peter Schaller @CindyEffect]

LOL.

Meds have wild imaginations.

They'll think of anything to escape from the drudgery of their daily existence instead of taking Action.

[Peter Schaller @CindyEffect]

Let it be known that a horrific fate awaits those who choose to ignore Cindy and not vanquish their biological prison...

[Peter Schaller @CindyEffect]

Not a fan of Peterson, but leave it to someone with the morality of a J2 Tunisian brigand to kick a man while he's down with obfuscation and outright lying.

"Taleb, please notice me... PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD BE THE STRONG MED FATHER I NEVER HAD."

[Peter Schaller @CindyEffect]

A most disturbing visage. Nilotic cranium structure... Pestilent, desperate facial expression. I too would block ruthlessly if this unfortunate genetic (and habit formed) shamble was my genuine self removed from a finely curated internet existence.

[Peter Schaller @CindyEffect]

Cindy man to a thot:

"I'm disappointed in you, whore. I'm very disappointed. Vanquishing my horny levels was the first trick I learned. Why did you assume your selfies would affect me? The world's sexiest thot inspires no more arousal in me than does its sexiest termite."

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Had to block a follower for some minor, seemingly incomprehensibly trivial transgression.

Just kidding.

I'd rather die than press that block button.

One cannot claim to love content if they actively avoid anything that transgresses their comfort zone.

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Imagine having so little self-respect that you would pay money (even $0.01) for this.

If he could, the temperamental extraterrestrial who wrote this would zap you in a fit of hysterical frenzy with his raygun for not paying him to indulge in his painfully dull musings.

[Peter Schaller @CindyEffect]

Here's one more excerpt from another book that the previous author I mentioned wrote. It appears to have been written by an autistic alien (who sucks ass at Power Point) who is attempting to understand the nature of human relationships.

[Peter Schaller @CindyEffect]

Really, at this point you might as well sell your "followers" napkin scribbles containing your vapid psychobabble you composed during wage-slave hours.

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There's lots of trashy books written by greedy grifters on Amazon. There's one in particular I found that's an absolute travesty. Let's take a look at some of the editorial screw-ups in this book found just in the first few pages. The author sells this for $9.99 lmao

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I guess when you call yourself an "editor" after your entire editing career consists of only correcting one line in one book, this is the sort of end result you get. Author can't expound upon his "innovative" ideas in long-form that even a high school kid can surely manage.