Chris Edwards

Long-time survivor of birth. Journalist and copywriter. Does bits for @NME, @Independent, @Guardian and @VueCinemas. Also does satirical film site CineWipe.

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For The @Independent, I wrote about The Last Samurai (the best film ever made) for its 20th anniversary. Massive thanks to director @EdwardZwick1, who spoke to me about working with Tom Cruise. https://t.co/09ja3Dv3YZ

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@Doaly Oh, you may well have done! I’ve never actually seen you in the flesh before so I would have been completely oblivious. But do say hi the next time you see me!

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Been sat next to Keith Lemon all night. Two out of five.

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The Super Mario Galaxy Movie may be overstuffed, crazily paced, and lacking narrative depth, but Trump is going to turn the world into Fallout 3 and only the richest among us will board Musk’s spaceships to Proxima Centauri b, so shut the fuck up watch Yoshi poo out some eggs.

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CineWipe reviews The Super Mario Galaxy Movie. https://t.co/VvTkg7cBxy

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CineWipe reviews The Super Mario Galaxy Movie. https://t.co/VvTkg7cBxy

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@OliviaBuzaglo Sacked tonight, surely?

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@OfficialFPL @Arsenal You must be joking. Gabriel’s my captain and I knee-slid across the living room they conceded.

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@FPLKayman Thought you’d all like to know that I’ve had a wonderful week and I’m now ranked 8k in the world. Cheers.

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@fpl_tactician The amount of terrorists triple captaining Gabriel this week. What have Arsenal done to football?

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@fpl_tactician They’d be happier if they had Palmer in their FPL teams.

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@fpl_tactician I kept my boy, Andy! Look. I just knee-slid across the living room.

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@fpl_tactician I had him months ago to be fair. Purely because of my Chelsea bias. But I somehow can’t see him doing much this weekend.

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@FPLKayman Just pick the best players in the league and then you’ll be in the top 10k like me. It’s so easy.

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@fpl_tactician As long as it’s about your daily activities at Bournemouth Pier Amusements and not FPL, I’m interested.

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CineWipe reviews Avatar: Fire and Ash, a cinematic experience enhanced immeasurably by my decision to dress as a 10ft blue alien. https://t.co/MNkVcd90mS

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@fpl_tactician Yeah, I’m still doing it right.

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@fpl_tactician Am I still doing it right, Andy? 5k in the world. Palmer in this week as I’m finding the game too easy and wanted to take a risk.

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@FisherFree8688 It is when you’re assigned a seat for a premiere. Sorry.

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Avatar: Fire and Ash might be the best film ever made. But not worth the immense neck pain and eye strain you’ll get from watching it in 3D IMAX on the biggest screen in the universe while sitting in row C. Look at the size of James Cameron’s head.

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@fpl_tactician Reckon Newcastle beat Sunderland? I’m staying far away from that fixture, both geographically (I live in London) and in an FPL sense.