Sleepy Steve Yzerman FAILED to improve the Detroit Red Wings at the trade deadline, leading to one of the WORST CHOKE JOBS in National Hockey League history to miss the playoffs. Sadly, GREAT AMERICAN Dylan Larkin has seen enough, and has asked sleepy Steve for a trade out of the GREAT State of Michigan. The ridiculous Red Wings have brought TOTAL SHAME to their tremendous fans, who have been suffering very badly for many years, and now Captain Michigan wants out! A TOTAL DISASTER! Thank you for your ATTENTION to this MATTER! NHL President DONALD JOHN TRUMP
By making All-NBA, Jalen Duren is now eligible to sign a five-year max deal with the Detroit Pistons worth a projected $287.1M (30% of the cap):
26-27: $49.5M
27-28: $53.5M
28-29: $57.4M
29-30: $61.4M
30-31: $65.3M
Duren's max with the Pistons was previously 5/$239.3M
Max with another team is 4/$177.4M
Us NBA fans want to see entertaining pure hoops in the ECF. Hopefully Brunson plays some ethical basketball in the ECF.
Nobody wants to watch him foul bait every time he touches the ball.
@cronbraad@KillianHayes420 cool maybe if we threw in some of the 8 2nd rounders we have over the next 3 years with ivey we wouldve gotten ayo and it still wouldve been much better of a trade
NFL rushing leader and three-time Pro-Bowl selection James Cook has graduated from the University of Georgia and will walk at the ceremony May 8th.
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