Circe Beaker

Clinical pharmacology Ph.D. (La Fiesta Tech); Medical doctor (Académie Le tour); Classy, sassy and bad-assy; recovering coffee addict.

[Circe Beaker @Circe_Beaker]

Recently conducted a study* in my private research facility (AKA my house) and it showed that drinking wine daily prevents COVID-19.

*my husband and I were the only subjects of these tests
**I administered the tests

[Circe Beaker @Circe_Beaker]

When your friend circle is small, but you’re all crazy.

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@GiniaKat Absolutely, Klara!

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Which averagely popular organ are you?
Bowels:
-Full of shit
-Questionable hygiene
-Loves food

Pancreas:
-Quiet
-Works a lot in the background
-Gets uncharacteristically drunk on nights out

Kidneys:
-Inseparable duo
-Tbf you only need one

Appendix:
-Disposable
-Edgy when upset

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@XRomanticRomeo It’s normal, don’t settle for labels.

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BONUS: TAG @ A PAIR OF KIDNEYS

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Neighbor said “hi” again. I think I’ll have to move out of Strangetown…

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The scientific method, explained:

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@brandi_broke Typos. 😒

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Have you ever received a text and immediately thought “see, this is why I don’t like taking to you!”

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@acidlure “Got some tea as dirty as this stupid baby’s diaper���”

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@GiniaKat “Neurotransmitter unbalanced subject” 😂

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Your science is too accessible. Be a real academic and use more jargons. #UnethicalResearchTips

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I’m glad nothing similar ever happened in Strangetown.

[Lady Macbeth @LadyMacbethOfVV]

Have ye ev'r wonder'd how many houses ye’ve passed in your lifetime, that had folks lock'd in th’ basement?

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@Wael_artwarlock What about Joy Desprets?

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If it requires fake smiling, I probably won’t come.

[Circe Beaker @Circe_Beaker]

Which popular organ are you?
Brain:
-Know-it-all
-Needy
-Sensitive

Heart:
-Drama queen
-Centre of attention
-Stress reactive

Lungs:
-Thinks theyre a big deal for being close to the heart
-Prone to collapse
-Hates the cold weather

Liver:
-Loves boozing
-Cocky
-Prone to fat gain

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@TheLoreMayCome @dina_goth You heard me.

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@TheLoreMayCome @dina_goth Ugh fine.
[rolls eyes]
Pfff… amateur scientists…

[Circe Beaker @Circe_Beaker]

@TheLoreMayCome @dina_goth Calm down, Piggy, you sounded rather imperative and I’m trying to follow you! By “send” do you mean actually send or point her the directions?