Nana Judi

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Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth Call Off Engagement http://t.co/3vE1jhUquk

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@nypost Does everyone forget Rose law papers miraculously appearing on her desk--nothing changes.

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http://t.co/sZhHRCnxWv I put the 'toast' in 'toaster'. Then I take the 'toast' out of the 'toaster'.

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http://t.co/DC9cAe4oGd I have lots of great personality traits. Or as my doctor calls them, symptoms.

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Opening a store called The Gorp! It's exactly like The Gap except we sell gravy. http://t.co/eYzSmR7i6q

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I don't "fuck" my wife. I "make fuck" to her. http://t.co/empEMitFK2

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i wanna get a huge pile of rocks for my driveway so i can park my car like a range rover dealership http://t.co/s0aJLAua9I

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http://t.co/eAbyjHFYnr WHAT'S THE POINT OF A PSYCHIC HOTLINE IF THEY WON'T TELL ME WHERE MY OTHER SHOE IS?!

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http://t.co/ADpfGJiGbP If I was super religious, I'd celebrate Easter by getting nailed.

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If your victim freaks out when you pull a knife, politely sheath your blade and change the subject. http://t.co/4l6AsIxs4O

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http://t.co/6I7qnHzRZO What doesn't kill you makes you vengeful.

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@AP Wow she seems like an emotionally needy individual.

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http://t.co/3f7zqloQ02 Do hipster chicks wear sweatpants that say "DRY" on the butt?

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Twitter can be like talking to crazy homeless people through protective glass. http://t.co/gacPu9gwWq

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http://t.co/as5ZR1muko Ran out of Manila envelops. Off to the Philippines.

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Rubbing my ass on these documents because the boss's email says to "cheek his paperwork". http://t.co/mBnoMoKJrV

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I bet when you go to hell they make you wear your hair like you did in 5th grade http://t.co/RSfDMpb8mp

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Twitter can be like talking to crazy homeless people through protective glass. http://t.co/nCqMY4ATU7

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The Bible is subtitled "Shit My God Says". http://t.co/rmZUi8EUUu

[Nana Judi @Circle28]

http://t.co/xsKEw3Q9 Ever had that feeling where you just want to jump right out of bed? Me neither.