I have decided on a solution to the European problem. They are obviously not fit for self-governance, thus resulting in a permanent state of extreme poverty and a lack of air conditioning so severe that we are tempted to simply let the place collapse. On the other hand, Europe has some beautiful cities and ancient culture that is worth preserving if for no other reason than we enjoy visiting.
So what we need is a grand compromise wherein we permit Europe to continue to exist, but in return, we improve things and become a responsible, kind, benevolent despot.
I call it THE JARVIS PLAN.
🚨NEW: Belfast is under lockdown. Schools are dismissing pupils early, buses have been withdrawn, trains cancelled, and all shops ordered to close at 1PM.
Further protests are anticipated this evening across the city.
Progressives talked themselves into the concept of “toxic masculinity,” and, subsequently, the idea that all men were products of the poisoned American milieu.
Then, after 2024, the left concluded that it needed to attract more men to the movement – maybe just by giving the bastards what they want.
That’s how you get Graham Platner. https://t.co/Dd0yJTxOTM
Becoming a partisan country means candidate quality doesn’t matter as much anymore, especially if it’s a Democrat. Flawed Republicans are still vulnerable because the media will excoriate them.
NEW: The @NRSC is warning Republicans not to underestimate Graham Platner.
A new memo calls it a “fatal mistake” to assume he’s too damaged to win the Maine the Senate race
Urging “total urgency” to defend Susan Collins.
@PhillyInquirer Most of the world is too frugal to pay the prices commanded by American cities. I suspect lots of foreign fans are booking cheap hotels in the suburbs.
“Oh, you didn’t believe Christine Blasey-Ford, but you believe this?! Way to flip-flop!”
Guys, we never said “believe all women.” We said take each case individually and judge their merits and probability.
YOU said “believe all women.” You’re the hypocrites here.
@Jay_Wilks27@JackFritzWIP I would rather spend innings 1-8 getting runners on base for Schwarber.
And if it’s the 9th inning and you’re desperate for a homer… hear me out… Sign Castellanos as a pinch hitter.